ACHUWU 💦🧻

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and ♥♥♥👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 ♥♥♥♥♥🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD FOR KILLIN DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SOVIET HERO

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD FOR KILLIN DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SOVIET HERO

Holy Friggin Smokes how da heck did I miss such an awesomely epic song where have i been all this time? Under a rock?. Wow Well Done You two Well Done Indeed Loved this song. Very Inspirational song dare I Say. A HUUUUGE BroFist To You both. That was an EXCELLENT song.

Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼

Come and slam and welcome to jam
Come and slam if you want to stuck
Some people leave the house
It's your boy "Jayski" A'ight so
Pass thing and see I love
Behind my back, you know what's next
For jam, all in the face
Wassup, only to feel the bass
Pour, shake, a series of rooms
Shake it, shake up, space KABOOM
only work that body, work that body
Make sure no one hurt
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this in more time
Hey DJ, turn it
QCD, you're going to burn it
Come you get on the floor
So, hey, let's go A'ight

👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅merry christmas meRry christmas👌 thats ✔a merry👌👌christmas right🎁👌there👌🎄👌 right✔there ✔🎄✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: and a 🎉happy 🎉new year🎉) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🎄🎁 👌 💯 👌🎅🎁🎅🎄👌Merry christmas!

Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

Playing CS:GO on Global level, Master diamond in SC2.. and pretty much getting badass at most games.. i speak from a higher gaming iq than you will ever posses, i am a master race compared to you.
R3ddit f4g.

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pssh... no es intimo...cholo....
*salsas behind you*
AY!YAI!YAI!...
*starts dancing around sombrero*
heh...es no problemo...
*shakes maracas into the sunset on el burro*

Hello:) i was on police station and i report that you stolen my knife, they start investigation(you can spen 3 moths-5years in prison) . i give them your steam id , youtube chanel , facebook ,link for steam rep and screenshot :), they send e-mail to steam support if you buy somthing wirh credit card they will have all info about you if not they search you ip and catch you. see you other day on police station . Good luck and have fun ,mate

Fat: larty suck your bolls no wait you dont have bolls so suck your mother dildo

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YOU ARE VERY LUCKY IF YOU ARE READING THIS :)
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~~ G O T B I G S U P R I S E F O R Y O U ~~

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cutie potutie who gave me a comp pass

I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine look bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.

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(」◕◞౪◟◕‵)」小溫！(／◕◞౪◟◕‵)／萌萌！

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

RANDOM COMMENT ABOUT HOW YOU'RE AMAZING AND ♥♥♥♥

DEPRIVED SELF-DEPRECATING STATEMENT ABOUT HOW I NEED YOU AS A FRIEND

EDGY INSINUATION WITH EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL AS TO HOW I WOULD HARM MYSELF WITHOUT YOU AS A FRIEND

LOTS OF HEARTS AND A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EMOTICON

~ Mespaps

Very good player ! it is a pleasure to play with you ! xD

ℭукα кℯßα♭

we have 2 spays, but the dont sup sentrys

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Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect pyro, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your airblasts and the beauty of your killstreak eyes. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

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u got choclate on mi bed (

Is my profile now, i like u lots bby <3
Ps u can hav my profile 2 lab is 2 desu

also ♥♥♥♥ your town tune

ˢᵒ ᵐᵃᶰʸᵎ

Is bes grill in werl <3

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I hope Lartay-senpai's internet notices me~

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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+rep, is British.

COACH

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Come here you abubu. <3

I read your comments in the voice of the Engineer :|