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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 4:31pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 12:37pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 12:39pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 6:00pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 1:59pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:50pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 1:27pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 12:34pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 4:58am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 1:18pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 12:25pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 4:25am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 1:29pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 3:18pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 4:39pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Dec 3, 2014 @ 3:55am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 1:42pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:43pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 6:05pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:29pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 2:12pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:52pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 7:00am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 4:06pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 7:12am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:11am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:36pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:22am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 5:54am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:21am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:11am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 7:44am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:46am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 5:47am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:23am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:59pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:36am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:18am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 8:23am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 5:44am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 7:52am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:53am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Nov 6, 2014 @ 5:06pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Mar 19, 2015 @ 2:26am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 8:33am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:18pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 12:43pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Mar 19, 2015 @ 3:46am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 12:56pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 2:37pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 2:34pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:01pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:24pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 12:56pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Mar 19, 2015 @ 1:48am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:15pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:42pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:32pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:20pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 2:00pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 1:01pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:08pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 3:55pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 8:01am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 12:53pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 4:26pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2015 @ 2:00am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 7:17am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 2:39pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 6:53am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 7:32am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 1:50pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 6:55am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 8:33am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 1:50pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 8:25am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 6:24am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:02am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 3:45am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:21am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:11pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 3:42am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:24pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 4:31pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 5:09pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 8:29am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 4:19pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 9:43am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 4:19pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 9:24am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 8:44am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 10:08am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 10:05am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 4:46pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 8:49am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 9:14am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 5:15pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 4:42pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2016 @ 3:19pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 8:56am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 5:04pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 8:55am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 4:16pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 5:08pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2017 @ 6:38am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 5:30pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 5:27pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 3:41pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 5:32pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 4:28pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 6:06pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2017 @ 3:53pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 3:29pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 9:42am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 5:43pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 2:43pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 8:57am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 5:05pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 4:09pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 3:58pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 3:46pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 9:42am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 4:22pm