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Diposting: 15 Mar 2022 @ 1:40am

I love the Patriarch boss. I mean the game is pretty ok yeah, it's pretty fun, I haven't played KF2 much so I can't compare. The game is also still alive in 2022, and people are nice.
But everytime I play this game I play it for the Patriarch. The Patriarch is a freaking amazing boss. He has a Minigun Platform with a GOD-FREAKING-DAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER PLATFORM on his LEFT ARM!!!!

LIKE DUDE, He comes to you and he is like "I don't think you understaaaaand da situaatioon, I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR AN ARM!!!" LIKE DUDE JUST IMAGINE THE SHEER INTIMIDATION!! You were fighting a bunch of brain-dead dumbass experimental clones aND THEN SUDDENLY THIS MOFO JUST COMES IN, WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINIGUN-ROCKETLAUNCHER 9000 AND HE'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PISSED!!!!!!! CUZ U JUST MURDERED ALL OF HIS LIFE WORK!!!!! AND THEN HE STARTS WRECKING ALL YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ AND WIPING YOUR SQUAD ONE BY ONE ON HIS ASS!!!! And don't even get me STARTED on his theme music! "Abandon All" FREAKING OH MY GOD I WOULD ABSOLUTELY ABANDON ALL IF THAT WICKED DEMON CAME TO ME, HE HAS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROCKET LAUNCHER HE IS GONNA BLOW ME TO PIECES I AM GONNA DIE WHILE WATCHING HALF OF MY LIMBS BEING TORN APART FROM MY BODY OH MY GOD THAT'S SO HORRIFIC, THE SHEER GIRTH OF HIS GUN ARM MAKES ME CLENCH SO HARD ♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST HE IS PUTTING ONE IN THE PIPE OH GOD OH OF ♥♥♥♥ OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAA

Anyways yeah, really cool game, I love the boss, I definitely recommend to play with friends. Have fun.
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3 Komentar
Lemonade 18 Mar 2022 @ 1:06pm 
Kissing floor
Lord Stamtish 15 Mar 2022 @ 3:00pm 
hot
ExiledCoalition.Com 15 Mar 2022 @ 12:49pm 
you should try out the "Hard" Patriarch mod