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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 9:48am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 12:41pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:15pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:35am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Feb 3 @ 3:32pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 12:58pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 3:03pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked May 8 @ 3:04pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 9:53am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked May 2 @ 1:30pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 1:46pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 2:30pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 2:30pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 1:07pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Feb 29 @ 10:32am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 11:02am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked Apr 22 @ 9:45am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 12:42pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Feb 7 @ 9:41am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 2:58pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 11:01am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 7:12am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 10:24am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 10:02am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 11:03am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 10:37am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 6:17am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 5:59am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 6:17am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:27pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 9:43am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 10:14am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 12:43pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 3:01pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Feb 7 @ 9:28am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked Apr 13 @ 1:37pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 10:42am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 9:00am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 10:25am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:29am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 1:23pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:34am



Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!