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0.3 hrs on record
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This game is not keyboard/ keybind friendly, the control configuration settings are an absolute nightmare to deal with, you can't edit them properly in-game and even when you manage to scour through the appdata file for the default controls to edit them yourself, it's a confusing jumbled mess. Complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage and terrible support, you have successfully made me refund this game within 20 minutes of purchase.
Posted September 14, 2018.
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56.3 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
THE most fun current 4 party party mode platformer game on the market. Especially fun for platformer-parkour enthusiasts. 10 out of 10.
Posted November 27, 2017.
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985.2 hrs on record (36.0 hrs at review time)
A beautiful, amazing, absolutely perfect sequel to The Binding of Isaac. Highly, highly reccomended.
Posted November 10, 2014.
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76.6 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
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SpeedRunners is probably the most fun I've had on a multiplayer game in the past year. Think of the game as a combination of Sonic's 2D racing, Mario Kart's fun items, and Mirror's Edge's smooth parkour, all on a 2D scale. Racing your friends is extremely fun, and making those perfectly timed jumps and grapples are one of the most satisfying things in gaming. The game doesn't have very many items, but for the ones they have in it's current state, it still makes the game extremely fun. The maps are very well designed and almost all of them have multiple paths to be taken, with traps and better items on certain ones. Running, using items, and trying to stay in the lead all together makes for this exciting game that will have your heart racing. And did I mention this game is in Beta? All these great features are just the tip of the iceberg, and when it's out of Beta there will be much more added, which will further enrich how great this game is.

8 out of 10.
Posted December 27, 2013.
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120.4 hrs on record (69.1 hrs at review time)
Spelunky is an amazing 2D roguelike platformer.

In Spelunky, you have to delve deep into caves, jungles, ice caves, temples, and even hell, all the while collecting items to help you and gold to determine your endgame score. The game's platforming is very comfortable, and once you've got the hang of it, it gives you a very organic feel that makes it easy to control where your character goes.

The levels are all randomly generated. This includes the structures of the levels, the monsters, the items, the gold/ treasures.. Basically, every aspect is changed every time you play it. Sometimes you'll get a good run where you found some great items like the Jetpack, and sometimes you'll get a bad run where you're slightly off game and you've had bad luck finding good items.

Spelunky is a 2D platformer, but don't let it's simplicity fool you, because it is VERY easy to die in Spelunky, even if you're having an amazing run. You could suddenly fall on some spikes, and those 20 hearts you collected won't matter one bit. You can break a pot that a snake was hiding in, get bit by the snake, fall down some ledges, have a Yeti pick you up and then endlessly toss your body against a wall until death. What I'm trying to say is; this game is very challenging at times (But if you like ultra-hard games such as Dark Souls or Binding of Isaac, you'll have a great time).

As mentioned earlier, the basic goal of Spelunky is to get to the end of the game with the highest amount of gold as possible. Sometimes you'll finish a run with just over 150,000 gold, by quickly skimming through the levels. Sometimes, you will finish a run with over 200,000 gold, by scavenging every nook and cranny in the game for gold bars, treasure chests, and jewels... And finally, sometimes, you will finish a run with over a million gold, by utilizing hard game tactics such as "Ghosting" (You will know what this with experience). And with the Daily Challenge, every Spelunky player has 1 chance to play the exact same level as the last guy to compete for the highest score.

The art style is also quite superb. Spelunky's bright and cartoonish colors are staple identifiers of the game, and in itself, are staple identifiers of where you are in the game (For example, it's very easy to tell just by the color scheme that you're delving through the mines, in an underground jungle, or in a blistering cold cave of ice).

Overall, Spelunky is a tough-as-nails 2D platformer with roguelike elements that tie the game together very nicely. Albeit hard, the game is a great deal of fun, and with it's many random combinations and synergies, you can expect to sink hundreds of hours into this game, as the experience is different everytime.

8.7 out of 10.
Posted September 21, 2013. Last edited November 28, 2013.
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41.0 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Half Life 2... What is there to say about this game that hasn't already been said? This is one of the best games of all time, and I believe that you cannot call yourself a true gamer until you have played it. Half Life 2 has all the elements of a stellar video game: action, suspense, character development, challenge, puzzle, back story, gameplay mechanics, and extreme innovation.

The feel of this game is like no other; you assume the role of a theoretical physicist in a dystopian future where an alien race has enslaved most of humanity. Playing this game you will literally feel the triumph and the loss of the human race. You will experience the horrors and the adventures of the dystopia. And above all, you will fight for freedom in this near-perfect video game.

9.8 out of 10.
Posted November 5, 2012. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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933.5 hrs on record (783.9 hrs at review time)
Garry's Mod is by far the best sandbox game available. This game combines amazing features such as ragdoll face and finger posing into one awesome sandbox that you will never get bored in. With it's advanced properties and mechanics that obey the real life laws of physics, this game stays true to the realism of the scale of real life... Except for, that is, the ludacris amount of hilarity that ensures once you break that scale by, say, creating a rocket out of a watermelon.

This game also provides 100% user submitted models, weapons, and maps that add to the game's infinite possibilities. With thousands of models to choose from, and thousands of tools to use, and thousands of maps to play on, and thousands of ways to execute various tasks; you will find that one does not simply become bored while playing Gmod.

9.0 out of 10.
Posted November 5, 2012. Last edited December 27, 2013.
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14.6 hrs on record
Bioshock is an amazing game that combines action, horror, adventure, shooter, and puzzle. This game provides a great deal of difficulty and has a wide range of weapons and power ups you can choose to aid you in your trek through the city of Rapture, destroyed by anarchy. The power-ups and weapons in this game are absolutely brilliant, and the story of this game is phenomenal.

Set in 1960, this game delivers a feel similar to that of Fallout. With the extreme detail, great voice acting and stellar character development, you feel as you are really assuming the role of the protagnist in that decade. Overall a brilliant game that will have you excited to progress through levels until the ending.

9.4 out of 10.
Posted November 4, 2012. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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191.8 hrs on record (182.6 hrs at review time)
The Binding of Isaac is an amazing 2D roguelike game. It combines brutal difficulty, random dungeons, hundreds of items, and that classic Legend of Zelda feel into one really awesome and challenging game. It will take some getting used too, but once you have got the basics down, you'll have tonnes of fun playing this game.

If you are good at running and gunning, you'll love this game... Now, just combine fast paced gaming, brutal enemies, hundreds of item combinations, random dungeon structures, and a wide variety of bosses, and you've pretty much summed up this epic game.

8.5 out of 10.
Posted November 4, 2012. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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