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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:53am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:57am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:01am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:17am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:14am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:19am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:30am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:53am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:18am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:19am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:19am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:08am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:25am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:33am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:53am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:03pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:49am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:32am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:04pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:57am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:59am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:07am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:32am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:02am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:56am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:51am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:29am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:44am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:08am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:08am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:27am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:28am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:40am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:58am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:29am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:16am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:01am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:04am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:49am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:33pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:43pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:37am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:40am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:06pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:45am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:42am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:43am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:41am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:13am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:36pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:40am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:43am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:29am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:33am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:45am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:29am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:38am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:11am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:25pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 5:15am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 9:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 6:48am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:17am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 11:20pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:12am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:57am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 1:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:45am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:00am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:24am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:27pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:27am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:06am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:23pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:36am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:10am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:19am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:20am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 4:39am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:39am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:04am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:18am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:08am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:24am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 10:04am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:35am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:29am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:18am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:08pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:19am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:26am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:18am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:18am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:45am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:35am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:57am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:22am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:44am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:44pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:25am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 10:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 10:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 8:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:57am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:53am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:10pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:58am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:12am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:03am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 1:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:34am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:21am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:24am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:06am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:18pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:34am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 8:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 2:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:24am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:24am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:38am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:45am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:32am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 4:32pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:39am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:13am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:24am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:20am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 6:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 4:31am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 6:47am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 6:43am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 6:43am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:21am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:18am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:53am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:00am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:34am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:46am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:59am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:53am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 6:18am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:32am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:05am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:05am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:05am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:05am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:06am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:15am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:33am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:57am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:52am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:52am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:52am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:51am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:55am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:55am