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Gary   Hampshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Parry this you filthy casual.
-Obi-wan kenobi

If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother.
-master Oogway

The Horngus of a Dongfish is attached by a Scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nute sack).
-Unknown

With great power comes great rice in under 2 minutes.
-Uncle Ben

Confirmed. Shipping Jerry.
-Courier Flap

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Rozmarin Dec 30, 2018 @ 4:26pm 
stop having sex with instant ramen noodles
Rozmarin Mar 28, 2018 @ 10:32am 
You're not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn't die.
Prosper Mar 27, 2016 @ 6:07am 
+Rep makes me look less ♥♥♥♥ on CSGO comps
Prosper Mar 13, 2016 @ 10:31am 
Please.. I just want to write my diary..