Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

My Doctor says, I am lacking vitamin U.

On a scale of 1 to 10: You are a 9 and I am the 1 you need.

Want to go outside with me and get some air? You took my breath away!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together

Is your name Google? You're everything I've been looking for!

Love the Emperor for He is the salvation of Mankind. Obey His words for He will lead you into the light of the future. Heed his wisdom for He will protect you from evil. Whisper his prayers with devotion for they will save your soul. Honour His servants for they speak in His voice. Tremble before His majesty for we all walk in His immortal shadow.

Riddig sad, time to purge.