Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever he wants from your refrigerator.

To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:

"I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone."

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will blink three times, and then turn blue 🔵. You’re good to go. Mark won't be able to eat your food.

+rep USP master

Hey Kado, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.

you have 9k hours and an anime pic brother lol. thats a whole literal year of your life dedicated to sitting on your disgusting fat ass and playing a video game. jesus ♥♥♥♥ lmao thats some sad, pathetic, ♥♥♥♥ life youre living you fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greedy pig. literally go eat one salad and venture outside you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat goof.

love u too <3

freelo XD ur