A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. A cat's urine glows under a black light. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts!

Read if gay

Offers everyone else blue spruce but me :(

Very generous man, gave me blue spruce scout :)

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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible.

Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.

crusader is a scammer
dont trade with him

sus af -rep