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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:04pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:01am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:12am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:09am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:49am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:49am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:49am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:32am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:30am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:11am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:43am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:33pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:56am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:39pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:57am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:52am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:10am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:33am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 2:37am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:43am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 9:03am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 1:59am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 1:59am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 2:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:43am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:20am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 6:45am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:32pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 9:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:29pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:17am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 6:13am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 11:01am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:47am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 1:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:10am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:48am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:23am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 2:41am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 8:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 3:45am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 1:29am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 1:38am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 4:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:36am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:39am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:49am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:20pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 10:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 10:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 1:53am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:11am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 2:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 9:03am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 8:42am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:12am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:27am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:39pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:03am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:29am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:29pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:00am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 5:06am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 1:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 8:45am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:44am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:35am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:30am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 10:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 11:46am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:37am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 11:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:50am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 10:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:23pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 8:47am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 3:57pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:35am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:30pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 9:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:48pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 10:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:13am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:15am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:17am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:17am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:31am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:31am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:32am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 7:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 8:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 9:07am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:03am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:58am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 10:29am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:47pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 9:03am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 8:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:35am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:35am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 10:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:29am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:20pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 3:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:20pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:44am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:24am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 5:38am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:22am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:40am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:44am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:24am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 3:36pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:31am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 7:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:59pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 12:36am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:17pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 10:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 8:45am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 8:57am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:49am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:31am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 11:58am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:41pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 11:26am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 2:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 12:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 2:37am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 8:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:43pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 2:50am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 3:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:47am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 10:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:27pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:08am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 11:40pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 8:42am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 11:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:20pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:20pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 2:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 12:37pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 2:55pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 8:46am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:51am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 3:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 7:30pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:23pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 10:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:31am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:33am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 1:15pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:48am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:21pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 6:59pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 10:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2023 @ 11:28pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 5:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 11:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:07am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 2:38am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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