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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 6:32pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:45am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:37am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:08pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 5:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 3:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 7:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 3:58am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 2:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:52am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:17pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 1:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:48am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 4:22am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 4:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 12:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:11am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:08am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:38am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:44am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:41am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:09am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:37am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:57am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:41am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:29am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 12:38am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:58am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:30am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:12am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 8:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:55am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:57am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:58am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:41am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 8:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 8:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:57am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 7:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:46pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 8:54pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:46pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 1:59am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:35am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:32am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:33pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:33pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 10:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 9:50pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 8:36pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 1:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 11:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:15am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 6:30am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 2:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 2:47am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 5:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 10:04pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:28am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 1:02am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:41pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 12:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 12:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 9:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:09pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:18pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 12:16am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:33pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:33pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 10:58pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 9:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 5:32am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:28am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 1:01am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 12:24am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 12:56am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 7:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:41pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:28pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 2:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:11am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:11am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 12:48am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 12:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:29am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:11am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 12:20am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 12:55am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 25, 2022 @ 2:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 12:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 4, 2022 @ 1:19am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:05pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 5:13am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 12:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 1:19am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 12:55am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 10:29pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:35am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2022 @ 2:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked May 6, 2022 @ 12:49am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:12pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 2:48am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 9:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 12:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 12:53am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 12:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 1:33am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 2:24am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 25, 2022 @ 2:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:10am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 4:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:58am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:33am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 1:03am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 2:24am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 12:09am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 3:31am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 5:44am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 1:04am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:19am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 2:26am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 1:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 11:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 1:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 12:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:11am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 28, 2022 @ 5:46am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:05am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 12:58am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 6, 2022 @ 12:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 2:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 10:02pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 12:12am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 12:53am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:53pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 10:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 7:25pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2022 @ 2:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 2:13am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 2:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 12:56am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 2:45am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 2:33am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 7 @ 11:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 1:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 12:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 2:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 12:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 9:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:19am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2023 @ 12:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 12:25am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 1:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 12:11am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:16am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 12:56am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:03pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 5:38am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:30pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 11:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 5:07am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 5:46pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 3:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 3:58am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 3:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 3:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 4:15am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 4:21am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 3:31am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 1:03am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 1:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:19am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 12:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 3:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 4:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 6:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 6:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 4:37pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 1:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 3:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 2:10am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 1:20am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2023 @ 12:15am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2023 @ 12:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 3:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 1:20am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 5:21am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 12:16am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 1:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 10:13pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Sep 21, 2023 @ 12:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 2:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 2:02am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 7:35pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:07am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:07am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:07am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:07am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:07am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:08am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 12:55am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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