one time i was exploring the sewer looking for iphones or keys people had accidentally dropped in when i came across this really large rat. it had a laser pointer surgically attached to its body so i had no choice but to pick up loose bricks from wherever i could and start swinging at it. it cried and fired but i had to keep going for my life. eventually the rat fell, coughed and wheezed before it began speaking in perfect spanish to me. "Mi amigo, ¿por qué debes luchar conmigo así?" i felt tears well up in my eyes as i replied "Tu láser ha amenazado mi bienestar. He actuado en defensa propia, pero no he traído más que miseria a nuestras vidas." a simple reply of "Por favor informe al hospicio que ya no podré asistir al fallecimiento de mi abuelo." was all it took to bring me to sobs, as my beloved new friend died in my arms. then i found a few pennies on the ground so it was a good day all things considered.

should have done this a while ago, +rep, extremely nice and generous guy, helped me get started on twitch which has aided me massively through personal struggles such as low self esteem and confidence problems.

really hope you get treated well by others, good luck in the future :)

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-rep yet another braindead fa.ggot retar.d that can only spam 1 thing "stfu" "stfu" noone is talking to you looks like you are a random retar.ded STINKY pig of a turk take a shower i can smell your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stinky ♥♥♥♥ through the mic and stick to school you are a reta.rd and trash at cs:go wasting your time and ye si got skins coz im not a poor fa.ggot like you living in a world 3rd country like a damn LOSER

-rep yet another braindead fa.ggot retar.d that can only spam 1 thing "stfu" "stfu" noone is talking to you looks like you are a random retar.ded STINKY pig of a turk take a shower i can smell your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stinky ♥♥♥♥ through the mic and stick to school you are a reta.rd and trash at cs:go wasting your time and ye si got skins coz im not a poor fa.ggot like you living in a world 3rd country like a damn LOSER