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Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:56pm

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:27pm

Flush

Acquire a diamond
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 2:10pm

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 2:12pm

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Find Fred's basement workshop
Unlocked Mar 23, 2016 @ 3:38pm

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 3:47am

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 3:37am

Rap Sheet: Forger

Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:20pm

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 2:42am

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 3:40am

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:29pm

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 3:38am

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 2:45am

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 3:05am

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:38pm

You Call That a Hint?

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:43pm

Obvious, Really...

Make it rain
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 2:43am

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 3:31am

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 3:34am

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:49pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:57pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:18pm

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:30pm

That Should Have Worked

Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:49pm

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:36pm

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:53pm

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:20pm

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:25pm

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:08pm

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Hoagie eats a Hoagie
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:03pm

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:13pm

Energy Conscious

Turn off the television
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:53pm

Games History Major

Play Maniac Mansion
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:46pm

Missing Pink

Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 12:59pm

And Then the Universe Explodes

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:50pm

And Then the Universe Implodes

Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:37pm

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice

Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 1:45pm



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