Recent reviews by John the Rat Bastard

This game scratches that "my build is so good it broke the game" itch like no other, wholeheartedly recommend!

edit: so saint patrick build is a thing, managed to beat the game by kicking back and letting my army of snakes wreak havoc, neat!

edit 15hrs in: press spacebar -> teleport behind someone -> kill him with my bare fists -> repeat

In this game you can:
- pimp your ride
- hotbox it
- get it stuck, have it towed to town
- hitch a ride in your friend's car who has also hotboxed his car blasting electronic music to retrieve your crashed car
- grow tons of weed in an underground bunker
- become the dealer's dealer
- participate in illegal night street races
- become a maple syrup baron
- much, much more

10/10 game, would recommend to anyone especially league of legends players (as a form of therapy)

A great game I keep coming back to. A bit difficult to get into but once you get the hang of the movement the combat becomes really fun. I myself don't play the main "story" but rather the arena mode. The only downsides to this game for me are the lack of updates and the terrible UI.

1. Seduce enemy liege's spouse
2. Have a secret bastard with her
3. Marry one of your actual, real children to that bastard in such a way that children are born into the enemy liege's house
4. Watch enemy liege's house degenerate due to incest

I like.

Game itself is fun, however it has connectivity issues. After getting booted off of a server that has crashed I now keep getting stuck on "Attempting to join server" when joining a server. After looking up fixes for this issue the only solutions that came up were the obvious "restart your game", "restart your router" and "restart everything". Nothing has worked and thus the game is now unplayable for me - I cannot recommend this game in its current broken state.

Edit:
Launched this game again after quite a few months of not playing it. I was greeted by a huge white rectangle in the middle of my screen that i couldn't get rid of no matter what. Uninstalled.

End me.