noob down

come give Gam Gam MacPherson a smooch . now

+rep declared himself "President Teddy Johsevelt" and took over albania

Girl: do u want me to be with you forever ?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do u like me ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would u cry if I walked away ?
Boy: NO
the boy grabbed her arm and said
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever ....... I need you forever , I don't like you I LOVE YOU !! , i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... I would DIE !!
(boy whispers) stay with me..
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere !
Get ready for the shock of your life
If you don't post this into 5 other comments..... You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years

-rep can literally play his fursona on for honor but doesn't

hey sorry i didnt mean to write that my dog ate my phone and he typed there i swear bro plz believe me

Ur sona is green like the color of gas and not the good kind. pee-ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-rep left a negative review on no more room in hell ♥♥♥♥♥ ass motherfcuekr

Omg very pretty sona!

Add me if you need a pocket med. I love tanking heavies.

pretty cool lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Limp Bizkit is my favorite band. I can relate to Fred Durst on an intellectual level. Not only that, but I love Fred Durst. I feel a sexual desire for him. Just looking at his hot face makes my ♥♥♥♥ grow. Just hearing him talk about the nookie makes me want to ♥♥♥. He’s so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot, I would love to have to have some steaming hot sexual encounters with him! I want to suck his ♥♥♥♥ and take it up my ass and feel his hot dog flavored water shooting inside of me like a heroin addict desires a needle full of the product. I cream every time I think of being used as Fred’s nookie. And before some bigoted piece of ♥♥♥♥ judges me for my views, it’s not cringy, it’s love! Who wouldn’t want Fred Durst’s redneck semen pumping into their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Fred Durst can sexually assault me whenever he wants, and you’ll just poop out some more semen from our sexual encounter last night, because we double teamed on you. Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!

-rep is john mulligan

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need =-}} CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me... hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gist. you like Burning? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare. I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 😊

+rep joined his twitch stream just in time for “$5 cute belches” hour, 1600 bucks well spent! Looking forward to it again next week!

Delivered me uber eats once but instead of the burger I ordered he showed up completely naked with a pizza box over his ♥♥♥♥ and asked me if I ordered the big beefy sausage deluxe.

The search continues in Fresno County for a missing Whities Pet Store employee. The Sheriff’s department lord commander, Jacobean, says that John Mulligan, a native of Fresno, was last seen near the town of Clovis more than two months ago. His dragon dildo was recently discovered abandoned along Highway 99 with officials reporting no signs of foul play.

Not at all, they dont have noses

How bad do your feet smell?

Joh Bags May 20, 2015 @ 8:10pm
Davey why. Do i look like a weeaboo 2 weea you? :balloonicorn:

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What is boy squirt?

-rep we sat next to each other in third grade and he pooped his pants REALLY loudly and blamed it on me, then our teacher Mr. Aberdeen ran up to me and kicked my teeth in and I am paralyzed for life. He also said he doesn’t like gogurt :/

It's ME a fellow BAGGER!

+rep cutest femboy around

-rep Really cool guy. Showed me his collection of furry porn and then squirted at the camera

+rep Really cool guy. Showed me his collection of furry porn and then squirted at the camera

The search continues in Muerto County for a missing University of Texas student. The Sheriff’s department says that Maria Flores, a native of Uvalde, was last seen near the town of Newt more than two months ago. Her vehicle was recently discovered abandoned along Country Road 172, with officials reporting no signs of foul play.

dog will hunt

-rep toxic democook main on Texas chain by daylight

-rep made me angry in a dream

-rep he’s a terrible trrrible terrribblleee little boy

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+rep silly goofy hillbilly

See I am quite the cool person

Joeh

so true

Dude, no joke. Guy in Roblox today? Mmmmm lets just say, ROBUX OUT THE WAZZOO!!! HOLY MOLY!!! SIGN ME UP BROSKI!!!!

very strong laddie who helped me in me cot when me blody leg got blown off

-Rep after a good game in DBD, i added them because they seemed like a cool human. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of memories, lots of great DBD moments and most importantly true friendship.
I invited them to my house for a DBD lan party. They said they was coming so i was looking forward to meeting them in real life.
When they arrived at my house, they pushed me against the wall and started to mori me. I punched them and then 1 tapped them (ez clap BTW.) Turns out they were a sweat in DBD. Don't trust this human.

Meep .v.

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+rep invite 6s engie (RR Gunslinger) (actively masturbating during scrims) (active member of furry pound tf2 servers)

yes

has milker of men, and im depserate

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I was called into Jury Duty and my case was about a rogue cop named Jacobean! It was insane! So what happened was that he smuggled over 3 tons of fentanyl to some guy in Mexico. They found out that Jacobean has a criminal history of brutality against African Americans. So I had to review all of the evidence against Mr. Jacobean and it wasn't looking so hot, you can see him abusing his power as an officer of the law. He was beating them and calling them monkeys and I couldn't stand for it so I stood up and yelled "guilty as ♥♥♥♥!" Then Jacobean got sent to jail, that wasn't even the worst part! Jacobean Jr. heard about the news and he went to the nearest regal with a squid launcher! Yes you heard me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ squad launcher! And proceeded to shoot innocent bystanders with squids! He's still on the loose and the last thing he was seen in was an orange jumpsuit. I'll keep you updated if I hear anymore information about it.

idk man he was ballin