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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked May 28, 2020 @ 11:57pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked May 29, 2020 @ 1:32am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked May 29, 2020 @ 1:28am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked May 29, 2020 @ 1:37am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked May 29, 2020 @ 1:36am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 6:19am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 11:16pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked May 29, 2020 @ 1:26am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 10:07am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 11:19pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked May 29, 2020 @ 1:28am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked May 29, 2020 @ 1:34am