Jesus on Acid
I suck cacti and milk rocks to not die   United States
 
 
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Some shitty stuff about some sad shit.
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sward
Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

some of that sounds familiar. Unsure

I have the tendency to alias. Nickname me.

I play Warframe, Monster Hunter World, Team Fortress 2, and Destiny 2 the most consistently

pl_thundermountain and cp_5gorge are the best maps dont @ me

Anime sucks.

Weeb shit I have enjoyed: Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, No Guns Life, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Somali and the Guardian of the forest, Goodnight Punpun.

If I could choose a super power I'd choose complete control of kinetic energy

cyberpunk is cool

Justice wears high tops

Garage Rock Slaps

Praise be the sword and shield.

Jesus on Acid™

Kirby is god.

Team Fortress 2 is a Classic

Loose Cannon is a chad weapon.

I main hybrid knight.

dont buy me games.

Wario is what peak performance looks like

I relate to luigi on a spiritual level

Transhumanism is the future of our evolution.

Random Adds get blocked.

dont buy me games.

:cactus_altguard:
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Needs a multiplayer mode tbh...
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Admiral_Bubbles Jul 29, 2019 @ 9:29am 
sound smoth said use wheel
Hawthorne's Dirty Feet Jul 12, 2019 @ 3:36pm 
So you're going by "Swordsmyth" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
Hawthorne's Dirty Feet Jul 12, 2019 @ 3:27pm 
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Jesus on Acid Jul 12, 2019 @ 3:27pm 
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