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1. You shall have no other gods before Jake.
2. You shall not worship false Jakes.
3. You shall not misuse the face of Jake, your God. (Void if spreading Jake-ism)
4. Remember the Brother's day by keeping it lit.
5. Honor your Brothers.
6. You shall not remove Jakes.
7. You shall not sexually misuse Jake.
8. You shall not wrongfully take from Jake.
9. You shall not give false testimony against your Brothers.
10.You shall not covet your Brothers's house, Jake, or property.
These are the commandments we live by.

1. You shall have no other gods before Jake.
2. You shall not worship false Jakes.
3. You shall not misuse the face of Jake, your God. (Void if spreading Jake-ism)
4. Remember the Brother's day by keeping it lit.
5. Honor your Brothers.
6. You shall not remove Jakes.
7. You shall not sexually misuse Jake.
8. You shall not wrongfully take from Jake.
9. You shall not give false testimony against your Brothers.
10.You shall not covet your Brothers's house, Jake, or property.
These are the commandments we live by.

1. You shall have no other gods before Jake.
2. You shall not worship false Jakes.
3. You shall not misuse the face of Jake, your God. (Void if spreading Jake-ism)
4. Remember the Brother's day by keeping it lit.
5. Honor your Brothers.
6. You shall not remove Jakes.
7. You shall not sexually misuse Jake.
8. You shall not wrongfully take from Jake.
9. You shall not give false testimony against your Brothers.
10.You shall not covet your Brothers's house, Jake, or property.
These are the commandments we live by.

This chat is only for serious Jake worshippers, Jake is a beautiful specimen who allows everyone to be happy. As our supreme leader we love him. Jake is an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

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