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3.2 hrs last two weeks / 56.9 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: Apr 21 @ 8:39am
Updated: May 10 @ 10:25pm

Konami: A
Alex: Why do I need a Map of my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ house?

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~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 Could be played with my eyes closed
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
✅️ Good
🔲 Holy Grail

- VOICE ACTING -
🔲No voice acting in the game
🔲Dog poop
✅️Can bare it
🔲Nicely done
🔲Masterpiece

~ STORY ~
🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Goat Sim for the story
✅ It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 God tier story

~ PRICE ~
🔲 Free
🔲Underpriced
🔲Perfect Price
✅️ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a potato
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~
🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
✅ Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~
🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅️ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 Extremely fun experience

~ REPLAYABILITY~
🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅️ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely (My opinion)
🔲 Infinite replayability

~ WORTH BUYING ~
🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

- DLC content -
✅️No DLC available
🔲Only for cosmetic
🔲Add an extension to the game (like story)

Overall Rating: 7/10 (I'm giving this a 7 simply because of the bad port for the PC, but if you play on a PS3, the fun gets much better)
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