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- worst mates in the world. Reall brainless

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Forsen, because he can't beat anything FeelsGoodMan

Hey, not mad. but you borrowed my lawn mower last summer and never gave it back. Look Im not saying I need it, but the lawn mower is the cornerstone of my marriage, Sir, she took the kids from me, but aside from the separation, my grass is out of control. Its so high, the crab grass is spreading, the yard is hard to walk through, and the insects have become so intelligent that theyve opened diplomacy with me. Please return the lawn mower ASAP, theyve declared war.

So heard you had a problem with something George posted. I just wanted to let you know that you will never go anywhere in life being a offended by everything candy ass. So I honestly hope that if and when you finally get somewhere in life I hope someone pisses you off and you lose your ♥♥♥♥ because people will not hesitate to piss you off. And I am one of those people. And I enjoy it. And the picture is compliments of all the people who like to piss people off. I could have been worse. But I'm not. I have a whole armory of things I can offend you by. But out of respect for certain people I won't. So I hope you have fun with your pussified offended life you live.

Suicide has always interested me, sometimes, it arouses me. I do have to keep it a secret. Imagine me telling my wife the only way my erectile dysfunction is cured is because im thinking about killing myself. Idk it always gets me off. When i think about LARPing as Kurt Cobain...baby I gotta go make love to my wife rn!

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I often lay here in the middle of the night, unable to sleep, but able to think, about all the things ive done wrong, the things I didnt get right, the things I couldnt control but shouldve been able too. I think about how amazing, euphoric even, to end my life, to finally no longer be a part of this..hell we call living. but I remember, we made a suicide pact 8 years ago and the trigger hasnt been pulled on that, literally.

so true king

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

+REP good warthunder player

Hey man, dont go full ♥♥♥♥♥♥ today.

4 hour erection, hard to the tip that won’t go down

just dont get in my hair

Col. Jacob Wayne of the United States Air Force, we failed you, Im sorry, your family has said they love you very much, their program was too adaptive. You are lost in the simulation, but if you watch for signals, you can learn to communicate with us.

A recent report shows that our enemies are paying a heavy cost to make war on the United States.

The European supercarrier, Jean d'arc II, and several escort ships were destroyed earlier today by a combination of missile and kinetic rod strikes.

Thousands of European citizens are risking police reprisals and political censure to protest their government's war against the United States.

Thousands of Russian citizens are risking violent police reprisals to protest their government's war against the United States.

The death toll from this morning's rush hour detonation of a 15 kiloton nuclear device in Los Angeles is expected to number in the tens of thousands.

To facilitate food distribution and help contain the spread of Influenza M, President Becerra has invoked martial law in all territories governed by the United States.

A friendly reminder that compliance with the Population Registration and Quarantine Act is mandatory in all territories governed by the United States.

Colonel, the United States of America has once again emerged the victor in a great worldwide conflict. History won't soon forget what we accomplished together, anymore than you or I will forget the sacrifices of those who paid the ultimate price to defend our freedoms. It's the dawn of a new era Colonel, savor this victory, and everything you did to help earn it. Mitchell out.

im going to ♥♥♥♥ your dad

get on your knees and lick the cheese

making ♥♥♥ angels with my son

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+REP good at war thunder

what the flip is a pigeon?

chillin with the cops that prolly took pac out

dude

this week on kitchen rat, Toni replaced all the egg whites with his ♥♥♥. this is going to be a crazy egg dish

There’s a few things about bread that makes me wonder if it’s still around.

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there once was a mouse named keith who circumcised men with his teeth, it wasn’t for pleasure nor sexual measure, it was just for the cheese underneath.

a condom only works 99.9% of the time when crushing puss but crushing your homies ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works 100% of the time. be responsible and ♥♥♥♥ my ass homie.

hey welcome to my steam profile. please enter your social security number and your bank account number along with the birthdates of you, your mother and your father. ~uhh~

The masculine urge to perish on the battlefield of appalachia, while shells crash around me and bullets jump through the smoke from my last marlboro red, as overwhelming odds of ATF agents swarm me like rats carrying the plague, i will take one final drag, and die happy knowing a dodge a bigger bullet than the one that just entered my l5 vertebrae, fatherhood. Guess this is where this newly crippled cowboy gets bucked off.

merry christmas