Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour!

Superintendent! I was just... uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Uhh, oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmm. Steamed clams!

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

No, no, I said steamed HAMS. That's what I call hamburgers.

Yes! It's a regional dialect.

Uhhh, upstate New York.

Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.

Oh ho ho ho, no. Patented Skinnerburgers! Old family recipe.

Yes.

Ye- uh... Y'know th-... One thing I sh-... Excuse me for one second.

Aaah! Well! That was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!

Aurora Borealis.

Yes!

No.

No mother, it's just the northern lights.