"I have the most dickcheese pills in my rotation and I have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ placebo."
-Matrix Panda (11/19/2015)

"That's one for the spank bank."
-Matrix Panda (11/19/2015)


"Dude, what if there was a gynecologist with a hook hand?"
"Then they'd use their other hand..."
"What if they had two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hooks?"
-Max and Kino (2/18/2016)

"WHITE PRIVILEGE"
-Hayk (4/7/2016)

"I have a doctorate in Spaghetti-O's, so I'm pretty good at Dark Souls..."
-Max (4/18/2016)

"They came out of the shrubs like munchkins from the Wizard of Oz."
-Max (8/2/2016)

"I support Trump and all, but I just realized... We are SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥."
-Jeffrey on the Presidential Election (11/8/2016)