cockes

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

Jesus christ ive never seen a person play a worse general in my life. Wake up and push

cumb

boring killer tbh

+rep nice skins, can you add me?

wholesome chungus momeent

lol

+rep

You are so laggy dude please invest in a better connection

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

Suh Dude

Don’t trust this guy, he lost his virginity to a pillow. Then sent me twelve snapchat pics of dying Japanese children in his basement. Six years later he arrived at my doorstep wearing a full body latex suit screaming, "I knew Hitler!" Before i knew it, he was in my house just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and pissing on everything, I quickly grabbed a kitchen knife but as I turned around he was gone. Nothing but ♥♥♥♥ piss and a little semen remained. After that I have went off the grid, I now use satellite internet coupled with three VPN's running through a tor browser to evade him tracking me. Some believe he has existed for century’s, and that he has played a role in every major event in human history. The fall of Rome, the 9/11 attacks, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Norman conquest of the Britian, the Bolshevik revolution and much more! Whatever you do stop this creature!

dammm sonn

yes i can find someone who's more trash at CSGO than you, it's me, i got kicked from 3 servers in 40 minutes for sucking so much. Not even comp.

;)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play tf2 sometime its a really cool game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo -gamer

i am gay

shrek is love shrek is life i will do it for shrek

Shrek told me to tell you U gotta inhale the dong of his

i know i do

u smell like shrek

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PIZZA

i no i am ashamed

saying your a boss on your own profile is sad --_--

lux the boss