Recent reviews by Sideways

yeah this game is highkey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I’ll admit that I was skeptical at first. How much difference could a simple hat make in someone’s life? But the Jericho Cap is no ordinary hat, and the changes it has brought into my life and my family’s are nothing short of miraculous.

Purchasing the Jericho Cap was a spur-of-the-moment decision influenced by its stylish design—a perfect blend of modern and classic with a touch of rugged charm. But as soon as I placed the cap on my head, it was like a switch had been flipped. Suddenly, I found myself exuding a new level of confidence that I had never known before. This new-found self-assurance helped me walk into a job interview for a position I thought was far beyond my reach. Lo and behold, not only did I get the job, but I also secured a salary far beyond what I initially anticipated.

As my career took off, the financial benefits followed. My family, who had been struggling to make ends meet, living off a monotonous diet of potatoes day in and day out, found relief. We could finally afford a varied and healthy diet, and not a day goes by without us appreciating the cornucopia of food that now graces our table. From fresh fruits and vegetables to proteins that were once a rarity, our meals have become a time of joy and celebration.

But the blessings didn’t stop at financial and culinary upliftment. The Jericho Cap seemed to bring us closer together as a family. It became a symbol of our new beginning, our journey from the depths of hardship to a life filled with possibilities. The cap has been my constant companion on this journey, perched on my head during important meetings, family outings, and quiet moments of reflection.

What's more astonishing is how the Jericho Cap has become a conversation starter, a point of connection with others who are curious about its unique design and the story of transformation it symbolizes. It has opened doors to networks and friendships that have enriched my life and helped further my career.

In summary, the Jericho Cap didn’t just change my wardrobe; it changed my life. It brought us out of poverty, diversified our meals beyond the humble potato, and above all, taught us that even the smallest items can carry the biggest impacts. If you’re on the fence about buying this cap, I’m here to tell you: it might just be your gateway to a new life.

Game make head hurt. Rain like mammoth stomp in cave. Me try play, but noise make thoughts scramble like berries. Game try be fun, but rain make ears bleed. Me want hunt, fight, explore, but rain louder than T-Rex roar.

Rain come from sky, no stop. Me start feel like trapped in storm, thunder in brain. Me ask tribe shaman for quiet chant, but rain still loud like volcanic eruption. Me cover ears with fur, but rain find way in, like sneaky cave squirrel.

Game say adventure, but me feel trapped in rain cage. Me try focus on pixels, but raindrops fall like boulders in head. Me miss old days, when hunt was quiet, and fire crackle was only sound. Now rain control everything, like saber-toothed tiger ruling jungle.

Me want enjoy game, but rain twist thoughts like angry river currents. Me think game makers go crazy, put rainstorm in box. Maybe they live in rain land, like fish in ocean. Me hope for update, for calm sky and gentle breeze. Until then, me battle rain and try keep sanity like lone wolf under full moon.

help me. the cringe is unbearable. the idea that neckbeards can devote so much time out of their life to this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roleplay game is astounding. i cannot possible comprehend the level of cringe that i experienced in my short time in this dreadful place. they were trying so hard to roleplay, when I became a black man on police RP i was immediately headshotted. they endlessly berated me with the n word and banned me.

Do you like tormenting little kids?
Do you like feeling like you're actually good at a game because everyone else is 10 years old and hasn't played a single minute of a real FPS game?

If so, this is your game!
I have 900 hours and regret every single one of them. Not because the game is bad, but because I am ashamed for the pain that I have cause children half my age.

Enjoy!

This game lulls you in with bot players until you reach level 13 in which the sweaty cringelord bronies all hide amongst their pay to win weapons that cost around 10 dollars a day to keep in your inventory. Other than that it's just a bunch of weebos playing as female characters so that they moan when they die. Enjoy.