"Who would take the name Hand Banana other than me?!"

"How do you ♥♥♥♥ up spelling AL?!"

"I'm Alcohol and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rubber, everything bounces off me and everything bounces off you and they keep going about in a tennis field."

"There are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whirlpools in lake Erie."

"Jimmy is like a puppy... like one of the ones michael vick had, even when they get beat up they still wag their tail at you after..."