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[/spoiler]I'm not gonna lie bros, I'm financially ruined. I had $47,000 in Butterfly Knife Fades. FORTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. My entire portfolio was knives and gloves. I was up 300% over 5 years. I had a spreadsheet. I tracked the market daily. I called myself a "CS economist" in Discord servers.

Then Valve dropped the tradeup update.

In 3 hours my net worth got cut in half. HALF. Meanwhile my little brother who bought 200 Mil-Spec AUG Flamas as a joke because they were $0.30 each is up 8x. EIGHT TIMES. He doesn't even play CS. He bought them because he thought the skin looked "like fire or whatever." He's 14. He now has more liquid assets than me.

I went to a financial advisor. A REAL financial advisor. I showed him my Steam inventory. He asked me what "StatTrak" means. I tried to explain float values. He asked me to leave.

My wife found my investment spreadsheet. She thought I was hiding a gambling addiction. I WISH it was gambling. At least the casino is honest about taking your money. Valve just casually dropped a blog post and destroyed the entire market structure.

I'm switching to index funds. The S&P 500 never rug pulled me. Vanguard never randomly let you trade 5 ETFs for a yacht. I'm done. I'm out.

Actually wait, should I buy reds? Are reds still pumping? Someone check CSGOFloat for me I can't look[/spoiler]
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[/spoiler]I'm not gonna lie bros, I'm financially ruined. I had $47,000 in Butterfly Knife Fades. FORTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. My entire portfolio was knives and gloves. I was up 300% over 5 years. I had a spreadsheet. I tracked the market daily. I called myself a "CS economist" in Discord servers.

Then Valve dropped the tradeup update.

In 3 hours my net worth got cut in half. HALF. Meanwhile my little brother who bought 200 Mil-Spec AUG Flamas as a joke because they were $0.30 each is up 8x. EIGHT TIMES. He doesn't even play CS. He bought them because he thought the skin looked "like fire or whatever." He's 14. He now has more liquid assets than me.

I went to a financial advisor. A REAL financial advisor. I showed him my Steam inventory. He asked me what "StatTrak" means. I tried to explain float values. He asked me to leave.

My wife found my investment spreadsheet. She thought I was hiding a gambling addiction. I WISH it was gambling. At least the casino is honest about taking your money. Valve just casually dropped a blog post and destroyed the entire market structure.

I'm switching to index funds. The S&P 500 never rug pulled me. Vanguard never randomly let you trade 5 ETFs for a yacht. I'm done. I'm out.

Actually wait, should I buy reds? Are reds still pumping? Someone check CSGOFloat for me I can't look[/spoiler]
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Galysanyankt Nov 26 @ 8:38am 
small question about the skin? I'll take it from the market
Suska in jem Sep 18 @ 6:15am 
дуралей зачем с читами то играть?и полной пачкой
egoist. Sep 9 @ 10:26am 
Cын шлю@и гадалки-аферистки. Обладает даром взгляда через стены. Все детство смотрел сквозь стены как его мамаша обрабатывала х@и и накапливал злобу. Мальчик, переполненый злобой, начал торговать своим очком, чтобы накопить на месть. И вот сбылась мечта идиота (хуесоса), он насосал на CS и дал себе обещание мстить всем кто вы@бал его и ее мать. Будьте осторожны ребята, против вас играет экстрасенс
egoist. Sep 9 @ 10:11am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ говно лоутабное,мамке своей привет передашь в помойной могиле обоссаной,чурка русская:steamhappy:
getried Aug 7 @ 7:11am 
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Karkosz Aug 3 @ 2:50pm 
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