"I'm a 42-year-old professional video game enthusiast who's still living in my mom's basement because I'm too busy playing CS:GO and eating Cheetos to get a real job. My favorite games are the ones where I can camp and troll noobs, and my only friends are the ones I met in online multiplayer. I'm a master of the 'git gud' meme and can recite every line from the 2007 movie 'Gamer' word for word. I'm also a certified expert in the art of flaming, with a special talent for making obscure references to 'I'm a little tea pot' and using all caps to convey my emotions. When I'm not gaming, I'm probably watching anime or playing World of Warcraft on my phone. If you're looking for someone to watch anime with and argue about the best gaming mouse, I'm your guy. Don't @ me, broham. Oh, and if you're a developer, I'm sure you're just dying to know what I think about your game's graphics and gameplay. Spoiler alert: they're terrible.