I'm Honkler the clown.

My comments, opinions and thoughts are always rooted in humor. If you take anything I say or post seriously, I will just laugh at you. Everything is a joke to me, including me and you.

I add almost everyone: young, old, straight, gay, wimmins, disabled, white, asian, black, jew, arab, martian, people who like pineapple on pizzas, jehova's witnesses, vac banned profiles and vacuum cleaner salesmen.

I don't accept friend requests from other clowns. There can only be one clown in the spotlight. Go seek your own.

My hobbies include grabbing young boys into drains to eat them, live-tweeting at funerals, singing a lullaby into my girlfriend's balloon knot and yelling "YAHTZEE" while stuffing coconut cookies into my mouth by the dozen.

If you send invites, links or ask me to rate your lewd artwork of Samus Aran making out with Leonardo di Caprio, there is a 100% chance I will just laugh at you.

If you honk my comments, I will honk back. Usually.