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57 of 127 (45%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 10:46am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 1:42pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Dec 23, 2016 @ 10:47am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 10:59am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 1:32pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 10:52am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 4:03pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2016 @ 2:44pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 6:40am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 11:00am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Dec 23, 2016 @ 10:47am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 1:39pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Dec 23, 2016 @ 2:25am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2016 @ 10:47am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2017 @ 8:55am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 2:15pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 1:51pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Dec 23, 2016 @ 2:24am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 11:53am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 6:30am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 2:32pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 6:30am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Dec 22, 2016 @ 9:55am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 6:30am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Dec 22, 2016 @ 9:53am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 11:21am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 11:36am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 9:19am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 9:46am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 2:50pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 10:09am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 10:09am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 9:26am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 6:31am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 9:32am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 2:52pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 2:39pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 6:15am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 2:28pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 10:27am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 10:57am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 4:04pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 10:56am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 10:06am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 11:20am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2016 @ 2:44pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 10:17am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2016 @ 3:18pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2016 @ 3:45pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2016 @ 2:10pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 4:25pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2016 @ 3:05pm



Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.