⚢ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐅𝐘𝐈, 𝐏𝐒𝐀 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟... M𝐞! 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 "𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐢" (𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝: 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐡) ...

1. I'm gay, wait. I'm gayer. wait. I'm gayest!
hold on. I'm Gayerest!
... there, that's better.

2. Oh wait. I forgot about the whole Gay subclause of the patriarchy.
Is that with a capital P.? meh, who cares, I don't.
Alrighty. I'm Lesbian.
I prefer brunettes. 𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜, I love brunettes!
In a double-blind ☯♋︎ taste test, I was spot-on with brunettes.
To be fair, I needed to be sure of my test result consistencies :3
And sooo, I retested again, again, again and (sigh) again.
Thank gawd I'm a heavy-duty commercial grade carpet steam cleaner <3

nom nom nom nom and nom nom :)

3. I enjoy off-road rally games and open exploration games like:
Grand Theft Auto, Fallout 3, Vegas and FO 4;
Zombie games and hell, I'll even play storyline rail shooters like Resident Evil.

4. I'm a Microsoft Xbox achievement 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎-𝚜𝚕𝚞𝚝.
Yup. Totally. that's what brought me to Steam, to play GFWL (Games for Windows Live) games, PC/Xbox achievements.
After 2020, GFWL servers are ded, so no mo' PC achieves.
But Steam makes a great social media platform .. combined with lyrics from Creep by Radiohead.
Oh. The 2021 cover by Carolesdaughter is frikkin' phenomenonal.
YT Music: https://youtu.be/32X6G2PIUEI

5. Yes, I've found the meaning of life.
Ho Dup!
Yes, I've found the meaning of My life and for the rest of you mugs out there ...

" ... 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴!
𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦! ..."

My meaning of life is (drum roll pls) a music video stuck on replay.
☆ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴅ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴜꜱꜱʏ ♡ Äɴɢɪᴇ ☆
YT Music: https://youtu.be/di3vhELi6P0

6. Oh.
Am I oversexed?
If you're a guy, well ... you'll NEVER know so how about leaving and poke your babydick-micropenis into a fence knothole.

♡ As for the ladies, ahem! Apply within <3 ... especially brunettes ... omfg I need group therapy... with brunettes .. into a love sex bellybutton orgy group therapy something ... sigh

7. I'm relatively friendly.
I try to be cool with most people.
"... mostly at night. Mostly"

🙋🏼‍♀️ ♡▪︎ "I am so susceptible to female charms ☆ It is astonishing what depths — hot volcano depths — your finger has stirred in Sparroy — hitherto in quiescent. Now then will you believe that I am devoted to every hair and, every ridge and every hollow and, every spot upon your body?

If there is one thing I love it is female society. She is a pronounced Sapphist & may have an eye on me, old tho I am. Have you views on loving one's own sex?
Much preferring my own sex, as I do ☆ .... intend to cultivate women's society entirely in the future.
Am I in love with her?
Sapphism is to be suggested. Satire is to be the main note — Satire & Wildness.
If I saw you would you kiss me? If I were in bed would you — Lord!
What a pleasure you are to me. It is true that I only want to show off to women.

Women alone stir my imagination 🧘🏼‍♀️" • ♡

👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏼 ☆ Virgina Woolf — Lesbian Readings ☆