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after the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game we played together i asked him what in the actual ♥♥♥♥ was that?
and then he told me i was playing with only one hand my left hand was busy fingering a 5 year old i kidnapped last month.
i wish i knew he was a child molester before i invited him in the lobby.
shes not what you think she is
i met her one late night in the game club, she had blue dyed hair and black nails with a small skirt
i loved her style thats why i went to say hi
then all of a sudden she dropped a jar of white sticky liquid on the ground, i think it was semen
shes a semen dumpster monster
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life,
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and kicked him out of my house . Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿