you need some variety in this comment section

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately, I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.

Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better.’

A Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie, He decides to test it out at dinner that night. The father asks the son what he was doing that afternoon. The son says ''oh i was just doing some schoolwork.'' The robot slaps the son. The son says ''Ok ok i was at a friends house watching movies.'' Dad asks ''What movies did you watch'' the son says ''Toy Story'' The robot slaps the son. ''Ok ok we were watching porn'' Dad says ''What, i didnt even know what porn was at your age'' the robot slaps the father. Mum laughs and says ''Well hes definatly your son'' The robot slaps the mother.

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