The Captain's rules:
Rule #1 - The Captain is always right.
Rule #2 - If the Captain is wrong, see Rule #1

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Around the World
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Little stories we share
To the tap and the soundtrack of plastic
And a warm stream of air

And as one of us falls down
Deeper inside themselves
The other one follows
And swallows
Another pill of numbing remedy

And the conversation flows
From you to me
The feeling's picking up

So keep me up, I'll keep you up too
The early hours
'Til one of us
Falls asleep

Dreaming of what we've said
We play it around many times in our head
You're at your desk and I'm still in my bed
It's there, confessions written out
In tiny little squares

Pressed behind glass
No-one will know
But you and I
And the friends we choose to keep close by

Like the sheets I hold tight
Hands wrapped around it with all of my might
This soft raft that sails into the night

And even though I'm drifting
On a ship beyond repair
I know I'm held afloat
By a presence in the air
Even if for now
It's just tiny little squares

$nake: Alcohol is poison...
1930's Milk-Man: Why do you drink it?
$nake: Because there are things inside of me I need to kill

"You either die a Millennial or live long enough to become El Boomer."

"He is so sure of himself, despite always being wrong. I admire that."

“Imagine being lost at sea, it's dark and misty. You can only see a little around you. A shadow emerges from throwing distance. And then... you hear a bone shattering horn playing Seven Nation Army.”

"Do you think God has been trying all this time to communicate with us but doesn't realize he's muted?"

"I mean, if Sonhau can collect cheese from the moon, anything is possible."

"That's a chick!? I thought that was just some dude with a great ass like me."

"Tomboys, tomgirls, whats the difference, I'm an equal opportunity ass pounder."

“It doesn’t matter if she’s imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.”