When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this buttplug so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.

So sometimes i like to put a bit of peanut butter on the tip of my weiner and balls and I let my roommates dog lick it off, and one day when his dog was licking it off my balls my roommate walked in and started to yell at me and kicked me in the balls, and I said like wtf dude and my roommates responds with "get tf away from my dog you disgust me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting piece of human ♥♥♥♥" and I respond back with "wth man I didn't do anything wrong tho?" And so like was I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here?

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

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