I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥’ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small ♥♥♥♥, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth! Now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!