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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2019 @ 9:11am

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2019 @ 3:37pm

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2019 @ 9:44am

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 10:43am

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked Jun 4, 2019 @ 8:12pm

Don't Get Dooped

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
Unlocked Jun 18, 2019 @ 11:43am

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2019 @ 8:50pm

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked Jun 7, 2019 @ 8:15pm

It's A Video Game, Kill Something!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Unlocked Jun 18, 2019 @ 12:48pm

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked Jun 8, 2019 @ 1:59pm

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
Unlocked Jul 1, 2019 @ 2:15pm

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2019 @ 2:20pm

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2019 @ 7:57pm

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 10:07am

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2019 @ 9:23pm

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked Jun 7, 2019 @ 8:07pm

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked Jun 7, 2019 @ 9:10pm

You Actually Did It?!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
Unlocked Jun 11, 2019 @ 9:01pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked Jun 4, 2019 @ 3:16pm

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 10:35am

Let’s Sling These Babies!

You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!
Unlocked Feb 25, 2020 @ 9:31pm

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer

Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2020 @ 8:59pm

Be Kind Rewind

Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!
Unlocked Feb 25, 2020 @ 8:35pm



Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
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