Helo father. pigeon

Congrats on the up coming wife

I'll Fight You Old Man

lactose intolerance is such a dumb term. oh yeah i cant tolerate it thats it. i feel like they should use a different word because i can tolerate it but it doesnt change how much it sucks. its a necessary evil. like milk is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good but stummy hurt ouchy ouchy. so what would we call that? what would be the word? i cant think of a better one but intolerance is definitely not it. im sure someone really smart could name it something better. lmk if you come up with anything

how do i place an order with doordash? i keep clicking the button but nothing is happening and its really pissing me off. oh wait. wait. theres like 7 people outside my house with baconators. can you come over and help me get rid of them? you can have a bite of one of the baconators if you come and help me. i promise.

okay that's it, I'm gonna say something rude and slightly unkind. I don't want to chug jug with you. There I said it, are you gonna do the fortnite? or are you gonna do the thug shaker h

thats it i installed the skyrim mod to make dragons look like you and im gonna beat you up now

spoon

no

give a man a spoon and he'll be fed for a day. teach a man to spoon and B-B-B-B-BONER

Son Plug?

people in my house

"rocking around the christmas tree at the christmas party hop" - Rivers Cuomo. repost if youre a true weezer geezer

welsh people

What the dog doin? Getting Divorced? holy moly thats a total bark moment, I like dogs yeah cats no this is not a dog moment. I think dogs are really yeah yknow? I know dogs

13 different men break into a house. one house is three years old. where is the other house? ahh now you know! when i was 19 i drank straight from a gas station pump and got hospitalized

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Hi, I know I'm a random stranger, but is UCSC a breath-taking campus like they say it is? I have a while, but, I want to know a student's opinion.

Sitoop.

pootis.

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Pootis Pope :3

Fast Trader +rep

+rep Nice and fast trader.

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nice trade

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Nice guy, nice trader +Rep!

please acceot my request i have a gibus to sell :)

nice chap

fast trader +rep

very good trader!!!!

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+rep nice fast trader

Do you still wanna trade 1 for 2 weapons or scrap metal bud? If you do please add me... let's trade.

Thanks for the comment, was a pleasure playing with you, will have to do it again sometime

im interested in the flying guilotine

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Nice guy! Rep+

Praisa tha holeh lordah!

was a great guy to trade with :) +rep