HHEY COLE ITS YA BROTHER

me with daddie during a thunderstorm
me: *suckin ♥♥♥♥*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-♥♥♥-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son.

TEG| Clippy the Paperclip : Hey it's Cole. THey ♥♥♥♥ that kicked my friend for no reason.

such a MANIS

the one and only, geomanis the man!