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Jun 3, 2021 @ 6:05pm 
- rep; strength/dex build.
Mar 17, 2020 @ 7:58pm 
- rep; boosted Covid to level 20.
Aug 10, 2019 @ 3:24am 
- rep; Plays TTT for the plot.
Feb 3, 2017 @ 8:51pm 
- rep; Checked the box that indicated his ethnicity as being Hispanic or Latino
Jan 9, 2017 @ 3:54am 
- rep; Took my lunch money and my mom yelled at me when I got home.
Oct 17, 2016 @ 4:24pm 
Double - rep; Berated me for eyeing up Ethan's fine behind while he distracted him by locking eyes through the cracks on a bathroom stall door. I don't judge you, don't judge me.
Oct 16, 2016 @ 11:41pm 
- Rep; Made eye contact with him through the cracks on the stall bathroom door. Awkward experience for both of us.
Aug 25, 2016 @ 5:08pm 
- rep; Willfully, enthusiastically imbibed diet Pepsi cola today with his meal. Recommend a name change to "A Low-Quality Fob."
Aug 4, 2016 @ 8:23pm 
- rep; Kissed and told. Gentlemen don't do that.
Jan 1, 2016 @ 3:55pm 
Thanks Fob! I am very grateful for the late christmas gift, I promise you I will make it up to you.
Nov 29, 2015 @ 12:33am 
Not fun but true fact, I was voted most likely to get molested by my peewee hockey team.
Oct 5, 2015 @ 11:32pm 
+rep Let's you go with no protection if you ask nicely.
Aug 10, 2015 @ 7:49pm 
Day 17 of Fob withdrawal: The voices in my head all scream for an end to my life. They promise an eternity of peace and rest. They tell me to slash my throat, to cave in my own skull with a stone. They tell me to turn into the oncoming lane, to hold my head under the water in the tub. Any food that I can force myself to consume is promptly expelled from my body shortly thereafter, the vomit mixed with ever increasing quantities of blood. My legs can scarce carry my frail, emaciated frame and I'm having difficulty breathing. My body is wracked by violent shakes every other hour or so and the pain is so intense as to make me see only red. I cannot hope to last much longer.
Aug 9, 2015 @ 7:06am 
one more day till the fob rises again! Fyi it only took Jesus three noob.
Jul 24, 2015 @ 7:34pm 
Day 9 of Fob withdrawal: My head aches constantly. I have a sickening, queesy feeling in my stomach. I'm having trouble standing and I lose my train of thought with increasing frequency. My vision is blurred and I have lost my appetite. My stools are watery and strained, and I cannot sleep for more than two hours at a time. When sleep does come, I am plagued by nightmares myriad and fierce. I pray for Death's sweet embrace to come soon.
Jun 11, 2015 @ 9:47pm 
like he bought me new vegas,couldn't ask for a better bae
Jun 30, 2013 @ 6:33pm 
All hail king of the fobs!