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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:31pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:28am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 12:38am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:54am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:29am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 1:12am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 1:39am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 1:00am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 1:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 9:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 1:39am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 2:00am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 5:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:41pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 1:22am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 10 @ 2:54pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:24am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 9:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:13am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 12:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:21am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 2:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:05am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 12:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:09am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 10:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 8:00pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 12:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2023 @ 12:03am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 2:59am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 9:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 3:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 2:54am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:04am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:05am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 2:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 2:59am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:28pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:02am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 1:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:17am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:17am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 2:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 2:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:04am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:02am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:13am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:20am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 3:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 3:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 12:16am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 12:16am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:02pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:34pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 7:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:17am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:32pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:47am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 2:19am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 12:50pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:21pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 12:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:19am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 2:54am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 9:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:12am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:21am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 12:01am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:01am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:17am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 7:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 9:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:52pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 1:01am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 1:02am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 1:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 7:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 12:11am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 7:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:10pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:06am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 8:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:13am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 7:50pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 7:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:55am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:32pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:50pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:33am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 2:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:19am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:54pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:52pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 1:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:36pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:55pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:36pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:41pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:01am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:49pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:07am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:11am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:48pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:52pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:44pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:32am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 10:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 11:42am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:08am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 11:09pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 10:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 9:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:55pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 2:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 2:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 9:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 11:07pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:12am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:40pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 9:05pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2023 @ 12:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 2:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:25am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 11:37pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 2:17pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 11:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 10:58pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 9:23pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 2:49am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2023 @ 8:46pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 2:17pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:13am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 9:19pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:01am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 12:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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