WE Now Fri3nds

I can't believe you told the world our epic account in the Himalaya's. ...AKA The EZ Hike.
I want people to know how we encountered the puma we later nicknamed "the pipe cleaner."

Well my tatsy friends, you all know that Futuristic is a grand gamer!
You know that his two dimensional face is sexy.
But, do you know why lobster was later added to his name????

The day before our efforless stroll through the Himalayas, Futuristic was attacked in our hotel. His wife Patricia AKA "Patrish Dish" invited two bearded women to our room.
She enticed them with shots of Wild Turkey, Southern Comfort and a bowl of wheat thins.
As soon as those women finished our last triscut they commenced to dance for us.
This notorious Himalayan jig, loosley translates as the "Suka punch my face."
These odd ladies were the wives of circus monks who abandoned them for a life of celibacy.
In frustration, these bearded gals would punch their heads until they passed out of pain or joy.

Being forced to watch this disgusting ritual for 12 hours, I got bored and made a poor decision.
I told the fuzzy girls that Futuristic would love to partake in their dance.
The minute I said that, futuristic took off screaming "PATRISH YOU BISH!"
Well I did'nt know this at the time, but bearded Himalayan circus women can run fast!

Watching Futuristic do laps around the hallways made me feel bad.
However, what he did moments later would leave me shocked for the rest of my life.
After his 11th hallway lap, Futuristic tripped on a discarded dinner plate in the hall.
On it was a half eaten lobster garnished with what appeared to be Yak nuts.
Anywho, he sheared off the lobster claws with his teeth and stabbed the women with it.
Lucky for him, bearded himalayan women produce a thick skin so the charges were dropped.

However, they did threaten us ...something about letting their pet puma loose to kill us.

I hope this story paints a picture to you all about futuristic lobster and my boring life.

CHEERS!

This lobster will clutch with his claws!

Great Team Player.