rokok: raw ♥♥♥♥
sebat: SEpong BATang
ngudud: NGUlum DUDa
asbak: Aku Suka BApak-bapaK
dji sam soe: djilat sampe subuh
L.A: Lobang Anal
pod: penis orang djawa
garpit: GARuk PisTol
marlong: martabak longor
malboro: melakukan anal sampai bijinya bocor
camel: Colok Anal sampe MELar

ASU SAMPEAN² IKI,,,
OJO sampe omah sampean ROTO koyo lemah. ben dino di menengke malah koyo bajingan kabeh. nk koyo ngene iki gk iso di menengke. podo ae menghina harga diriku, sampean² iki ojo ngelunjak karo Sedulur PSHT ku. nk wani ojo nggo akun palsu asu. ojo wanine nang pesbuk ae. ra wedi aku nk pateni sampean kabeh.
inbox kirim lokasine, saiki cah cah PSHT wes siap kumpul

Everybody knows about LeBron but don’t forget the us other cavaliers and what ever LeBron needs we’ll get it done as long what he need ISNT basketball but we’ve got everything else covered when LeBron makes a three throw I’m right there with that High five like there you got LeBron I always got LeBron’s back AND his shoulders I hold LeBron’s 3rd and fourth cell phone you know that thing where you roll the ball onto the court to save time? I’m pretty good at that and I only play in blue jeans

ketika hatimu dan hatiku bertemu di jalan, maka disana terdapat dua hati yaitu hati-hati dijalan

aduh aduh

mas elgi mas elgi

jadi gini le.............

Ini sodara MC ZZZ ini pasti ngeseks, gak ada cerita mereka gak main sembunyikan ular piton abang tiap malem. Gak ada yang nanya di game soalnya itu sebodoh nanya "kalo burger bangor enak kenapa mereka diskon 40% mulu?" jawaban nya sudah jelas. Kalo lu keluar tengah malem lu bisa liat lampu toko nya masih nyala, mereka masih buka tapi gak ada pelanggan, kenapa? yah dari luar lu bisa denger bunyi kayu reyot nabrak tembok: "cekit cekit jedug cekit cekit jedug jedug", orang udah tahu tuh lu bunyiin bel nya harus nunggu 15 menit terus salah satu dari dua bersaudara ini turun, keringetan, ngaku AC nya rusak, tiap lu ke sana rusak mulu, selang nya gak bener kali masang nya. Toko gak bisa maju soalnya tiap bulan ganti rangka kasur, jebol terus. Yah adek nya cantik imut, abang nya ganteng keren, wajar aja ditinggal berdua langsung bertumbuk diatas kasur. Lu pisahin taro di ujung belahan dunia berbeda kayak nabi adam ama hawa juga ini berdua bakal balik lagi dalam 80 hari.

蛟龙潜匿隐苍波，
且与虾蟆作混和。
等待一朝头角就，
撼摇霹雳震山河.

下马饮君酒

问君何所之

君言不得意

归卧南山垂

但去莫复问

白云无尽时

青山橫北郭 , 白水遶東城

此地一為別, 孤蓬萬里征

浮雲遊子意, 落日故人情

揮手自茲去, 蕭簫斑馬鳴

城阙辅三秦，

风烟望五津。

与君离别意，

同是宦游人。

海内存知己，

天涯若比邻。

无为在岐路，

儿女共沾巾。

鹅、鹅、鹅，

曲项向天歌。

白毛浮绿水，

红掌拨清波

李绅 《悯农》

锄禾日当午，

汗滴禾下土。

谁知盘中餐，

粒粒皆辛苦。

床前明月光，

疑是地上霜。

举头望明月，

低头思故乡。

Gw tuh kadang mikir, knp Tuhan nyiptain gw seganteng ini? Maksud gw, ini udah bukan level ganteng standar manusia biasa lagi, ini udah masuk ke ranah mitos. Kalo ada kompetisi “ganteng nasional,” gw sih daftarnya langsung lewat jalur undangan. Gw jalan dikit aja, kaca spion motor liatin gw. Jendela mobil tiba-tiba ngembun sendiri saking terpesonanya. Bahkan CCTV minimarket pun suka zoom-in waktu gw lewat.
Gw ngaca, yg gw liat bukan cermin, tapi harapan umat manusia. Gw senyum, bukan buat gaya, tp buat ngasih cahaya buat dunia. Gw lewat depan cewek-cewek? Auto pura-pura jatuhin sesuatu biar bisa nengok ke gw dua kali. Gw duduk diem aja, tiba-tiba ada notifikasi: “Kamu terlalu ganteng untuk berada di tempat umum.”
Kadang gw mikir, knp orang-orang panik kalo deket gw? Ternyata karena aura kegantengan gw bikin mereka ngerasa insecure. Dan jujur, gw ngerti. Ganteng itu bukan cuma muka, bro. Tapi attitude, style, vibe, semua nyatu jadi satu paket bernama: Gw.

Gak semua orang bisa punya itu. Gw bangun tidur aja, muka udah kayak iklan skincare. Belum cuci muka, belum gosok gigi, tapi aura good looking udah nembus langit-langit kamar.
Orang lain butuh filter buat keliatan cakep, gw malah butuh filter biar gak terlalu silau diliat. Sumpah deh, ini muka tuh kadang menyusahkan juga. Mau jujur? Gw bosen dibilang “ih, kamu ganteng banget sih.” Gw sampe mikir, ini hidup gw atau drama Korea?
Jadi ya, kalo lo liat gw terlalu percaya diri, itu bukan karena sok. Emg gw seganteng itu. Ini bukan kepercayaan diri biasa, ini udah masuk ke tahap akreditasi internasional. Gw gak cuma pede, gw adalah definisi dari percaya diri. Ganteng bukan pilihan, bro—tapi takdir.

Wow Our Captain Ibrahim Traore has make 1.228 KopDes merah putih in Ouagadougou to make burkina faso great again

Tim Pinjamduit baru saja menghub. kamu utk memberitahu kejutan SPESIAL yg telah kamu dapatkan! Login ke app & cek skrg juga!

Kuota mau habis? Gunakan pulsa siaga Rp 6000 seharga Rp 7200, akan kami potong pada pengisian pulsa berikutnya. Balas OK untuk menerima

Saksikan keseruan aksi memasak Master Chef Indonesia S12 pakai kuota YOUTUBE 2GB utk 7hr hny Rp 5500 aja! Ketik OK untuk aktifin paket.

kadang gw ngebayangin gimana pas gw bangun tidur ternyata Bronya ada diatas gw. sambil ngomong "sayang bangun yuk aku udah buatin makanan kesukaan kamu loh" gw kecup keningnya lalu gw peluk bronya dengan lembut tanpa sadar gw nangis gak nyangka aja punya istri yang sangat sempurna buat gw. terus dia bilang "yang kok kamu nangis sih? yaudah kamu baring dipangkuan aku ya" gw baru baringin kepala di paha nya eh bronya tiba2 cium gw dong

katanya -1 kok gua login status kalian malah dalam pertandingan? katanya udahan dulu, kok gua offline kalian malah bermain? katanya cape, katanya,katanya,katanya. kalo gua noob bilang aja bangg, gua ngerti kalo dibilangin gausah diem diem ninja gitu, giliran room ada 4 orang gua di kick terus kalian main trio, giliran room udah 5 gua tetep di kick karena buat slot temenya. emangnya gua bukan temen lu? masa lu bilang gitu sih. gua cape bang asli dah, baru sekali ini gua ngeluh karena terlalu sering diperlakukan seperti ini. gua nyampe nyari party di public supaya punya temen mabar,walaupun wlwlwl cukuptau

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!!! did you really think I’d let this day pass quietly? I know the kind of power you vibe with, the kind that keeps climbing no matter what. So here’s your gift, a profile picture wrapped in that same aura, use it anywhere, you know the rule, EVEN IF THE STAIRS NEVER END, WE KEEP CLIMBING!!!

State 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!! *blushes even more*

Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!! *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more*

GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! was about to run away but you stopped me U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ blushes even more Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! you called me a tsundere again T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ blushes S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~W-What?! Me?! Liking your video?! N-NO, absolutely not! I mean… maybe… I did like it but… it was a mistake, okay? Don’t get any weird ideas! 💢
It’s not like i think you’re cool or something like that… I-I didn’t even like it that much!

I-It’s just that… well… your video wasn’t that bad, i guess… and maybe… a bit entertaining… BUT ONLY A BIT! Understood?!
*Turns around with flustered cheeks*
Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes*

W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! blushes even more GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! was about to run away but you stopped me U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ blushes even more Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! HMPH!~~

Aku ini arsitek, sialan! Sialan, aku cuma terjebak jual furnitur murahan karena ada orang yang nggak mau gerak dari pantat gemuknya yang sialan itu buat bantuin aku.

偽物ばかり全て
うわべで飾って誤魔化して
何が善か悪かわからないから壊れていく

一体何が本当なんだっけ?
期待しても裏切られて バカだ
いつも泣いてしまうよ
こんな異常だけの世界で存在意義探しているんだ
絶望のない自由な real どこですか?
こんな異常だけの世界で存在意義探しているんだ
何を言われても満たされることないよ
感覚すら fake？

目にした景色さえも
嘘のように思えてしまうんだ
何が善か悪か知らないから従ってしまう
一体何に本気なんだっけ？
自問自答を繰り返して
明日も見えず彷徨っている
こんなマガイモノの世界は自分を見失いそうだ
痛みなど感じないで生きていたい
こんなマガイモノの世界は自分を見失いそうだ
「助けて」叫んだら救いの手はありますか？
願望すら fake?

もう疲れてしまったよ
何度でもやり直せたらいいのに
こんな異常だけの世界で存在意義探しているんだ
絶望のない自由なReal どこですか?
こんな異常だけの世界で存在意義探しているんだ
何を言われても満たされることないよ
感覚すら fake？
全ては fake

"D-Dollar kun"
"R-Rupiah chan? What are you doing here?"
"Have... have you heard the news?"
"What news?"
"I am 18 now... 👉👈"
"H-huh?"
"Yeah I'm turning 18k this morning... You know what that mean right?"
"So does that mean..."
"Y-yes Dollar kun, we can..."
Rupiah-chan slowly undress herself
"Oh My..."
"What do you think, Dollar kun?"
"Well, never thought you grown up so fast, Rupiah chan"
Dollar kun approaches slowly
"It's big, just like your corruption..."
"Ahm... too close Dollar-kun~"
"Well, Rupiah chan, here i come"
he lowers Rupiah chan underwear
"ALAMAK RUPIAH TERNYATA KAU FUTA"

Install ADAM-4000 Utility
Jalankan program, pilih COM port yang digunakan
Amati Host COM Setting (baudrate, data bit, parity, stop bit)

nah, i have to agree with you about some culture haha. especially the "boomer" yknow

haha still better than island cheenk lol you're the bottomest of the bottom your culture is a mix of bits n pieces from here there whoever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you left some bits of culture along with seamen in your women's womb, including indians hahah ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inferior island cheenk

the bottom of the society

yeah, but not you lil bro. youre just a dalit there

lol we own your country buddy your women sell themselves for mere few dollars your country is back to it's roots that's being ♥♥♥♥♥♥

better than being a toy for british

Still better than being a brown island cheenk whose mos breed by lil cheng in 1700s

Is your ♥♥♥♥ as brown as your skin you dalit?

ah, the dalit

eat ♥♥♥♥ pray PDF and be happy chindonesian pirated island cheenk

In Ancient Rome, families were dominated by men. In fact, fathers had the legal right to sell, disown or even unalive his family members.

you pakistani ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
turban wearing son of a cow
reset button on the forehead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
how many giftcards have you stolen from a grandma?
is buddha still sitting under the tree for your sins?
steak worshipper
you have a face that even a mother can't love, thats why she chose the british instead.
your family tree is mixed with british bloodline and you know why
your family tree is like a cactus, a straight line and full of pricks
t-series ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Is your ♥♥♥♥ as brown as your skin you dalit bastard?

not as much as ayesha did with PDF Prophet Chudammbad did while eating pork

i'd tell you to go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
but the british beat me to it
your mother must enjoyed it
go starve yourself like gandhi