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SCЯΞДMIИ☢SΞДMΞИ Mar 24 @ 11:19pm 
uses aim and wall hacks in cs2 premier
KlownCore Mar 17 @ 5:57pm 
this dude thought i had actually took his nose and punched me directly in the gut
like doesn't everyone know that joke
i mean like its obviously just a thumb and he is a full grown man
Darth Slazo Mar 8 @ 10:56am 
Dude a dumbahh with small balls lmfao
Dude a dumbahh with small balls lmfao
Dude a dumbahh with small balls lmfao
Dude a dumbahh with small balls lmfao
RoxyDaDerp Feb 5 @ 10:40am 
bro leaves after getting naded in the first 5 seconds of the first round XD
senna-_- Feb 1 @ 2:56pm 
cheating
Darth Slazo Jan 26 @ 4:37pm 
Valve I SWEAR I'm not cheating I'm just REALLY good at CS :er_angry:
Graggle Simpson (Kind) Dec 23, 2025 @ 4:41pm 
Dude. You’re not sniffing my farts, it’s probably because you’re trying to be inconsiderate, because you’re a bad person. If you’re not sniffing my farts, you’re basically saying my gas isn’t worthy of your nostrils. It’s like you’re rejecting a piece of me, bro! Guess I gotta ask myself: do I vibe with someone who doesn’t appreciate my natural aroma?
expat Dec 20, 2025 @ 5:21am 
I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good
Richard Dec 15, 2025 @ 2:56pm 
NEEDS FACTORY RESET
FrostyTheGoat Oct 1, 2025 @ 6:12am 
FKN YAPPER
ᴇᴠ Sep 25, 2025 @ 6:54pm 
When you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster? :csgohelmet:
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honeycrisp Sep 1, 2025 @ 6:26pm 
king of all noobz
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Husius Jul 11, 2025 @ 11:09am 
+rep gotta say was flowing across keys that would make the best pianists envy (◕‿◕) add me
Jerome Jun 27, 2025 @ 3:40pm 
I like you teehee :steammocking:
Jizzbert Shartington May 21, 2025 @ 2:59pm 
I would be nothing without Freak Bug. He is my savior :steamhappy:
Graggle Simpson (Kind) May 16, 2025 @ 10:56pm 
The guy below me has seen better deagles
Darth Slazo May 15, 2025 @ 3:06pm 
I've seen better deagles
76561198026760807 May 7, 2025 @ 3:10am 
nice deagle
Graggle Simpson (Kind) May 4, 2025 @ 10:03pm 
Knuckle dragging troglodyke
sanders. Apr 15, 2025 @ 3:01am 
just crutches awp all game
chase him down in the reeboks Mar 28, 2025 @ 9:56pm 
you are a great player of counterstrike, a killing machine! you just need to work on the following areas to improve like aim control, ability to act fast under pressure, directional hearing, recoil control, reaction time, map knowledge and being able to make better call outs 🙂 regards colin currie ❤️
A DEGENERATE Mar 22, 2025 @ 2:49pm 
griefing smelly fat turk. The only thing this subhuman is carrying is an extra 200 lbs!
󠀡󠀡⁧⁧Sirius Feb 27, 2025 @ 7:48pm 
:rat_head: :ghostheart: literally so good at game
Oghmariel Feb 16, 2025 @ 10:01am 
+rep good profile, critical thinker
Graggle Simpson (Kind) Jan 8, 2025 @ 9:03pm 
Jizzy, the time has come to address the egregious behavior that has been perpetuated by you for far too long. Your penchant for chicanery and buffoonery, while perhaps initially amusing to some, has worn thin and will no longer be tolerated. Your actions, which have been marked by a consistent disregard for decorum and a blatant disregard for the well-being of others, have created a toxic environment that can no longer be ignored. Let me be unequivocal, Jizzy: the days of your unbridled tomfoolery are behind us. No longer will your duplicitous nature and harebrained schemes be met with amusement or indifference. Instead, they will be confronted with the seriousness and gravity that they deserve. It is time for you to take responsibility for your actions and to conduct yourself in a manner that is respectful to those around you.The choice is yours, but know this: your chicanery and buffoonery will no longer be tolerated.
Georgesama BinFloydin Nov 27, 2024 @ 2:08am 
weighs 347 pounds, honestly weighs the team down frfr
Fent-Maxing Nov 26, 2024 @ 11:59pm 
this profile lacks slurs -rep
i like purple Nov 12, 2024 @ 6:08pm 
+rep carried me in nuke
Hated Guy Nov 11, 2024 @ 10:25pm 
-rep super racist...keeps saying N word all game long
imt0rrent Oct 1, 2024 @ 7:23am 
-rep smelled like cheese and doritos through the mic
ÅRRØ Sep 29, 2024 @ 8:47pm 
-REP is not down for a good ole' tazer standoff
Adelwolf Eis Sep 24, 2024 @ 6:26am 
-rep queues for gold nova, plays like silver 1
Graggle Simpson (Kind) Sep 23, 2024 @ 8:53pm 
ABSOLUTE GOD ON THE SKIN FLUTE
76561199420309064 Sep 19, 2024 @ 9:55am 
+rep SECOND S1MPLE◕‿◕
Darth Slazo Sep 16, 2024 @ 5:49pm 
-rep, decided that eating and showering were more important than cs :lunar2019madpig:
Darth Slazo Sep 11, 2024 @ 8:44pm 
-rep, called campat19 the worst cs player ever
Darth Slazo Sep 11, 2024 @ 8:41pm 
signed by 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 Bug :faceofduke:
ParagonGoose Aug 28, 2024 @ 2:05am 
this guy is the definition of pure luck, crosshair anywhere but head level and never letting go of shift but somehow he cant miss?
N0mad1c Jul 22, 2024 @ 10:41pm 
Started off the game with a slur, ended the game as the most wholesome individual in the match. Best teammate ever.
Yuuri Jun 20, 2024 @ 7:07pm 
-rep sucks
Darth Slazo Apr 14, 2024 @ 5:16pm 
The weak quiver when a nice guy gets angry...:mhfury:
turdfondler Apr 4, 2024 @ 7:08am 
+rep, let me ejaculate on his bald head:hungry_ONE_PIECE_ODYSSEY:
Goliath Singletary Mar 7, 2024 @ 9:41pm 
made you look
Darth Slazo Mar 7, 2024 @ 9:41pm 
-rep