You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.

So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

+Rep nice player

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1. Female 2. Age 18-23 3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!) 4. Willing to do as I as I ask 5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113) 6. Have 0 male friends 7. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8. Be willing to split to bill on a date 9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM) 10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person. 11. Have sex with me as I ask 12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits) 13. Ideally not have a job 14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

♥♥♥♥ people who play jenga wrong

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

Murder of Archduke -> World War I -> Bad relations -> World War II -> Japan refusing to surrender -> Nagasaki and Hiroshima -> End of imperialist Japanese ways -> Modern Japanese culture -> Hentai

- The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
+ Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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"Uzun zaman önce, Gaziantep şahinbey ilçesinde ben EROL tosların insan formuna bürünmüş efendisi, serbest bırakılmış korkunç bir tostcuydum.
Ama, sihirli bir midesi olan, ahmak bir ayı oğlu ayı önüme çıkıp bana karşı koymaya çalıştı.Son tost yenmeden önce, tost makinasında bir kapı açtım.
Ve onu tost restaurantlarımın nus-et in restaurantından daha popüler olduğu geleceğe yolladım. Ve şimdi o şişko geçmişe dönmenin ve benim o küçük tostcu dükkanımı
mahvetmenin yollarını arıyor."

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Is being a guy gay? Because you’re literally in a dude’s body and that’s pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said: "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.

My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my educated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the highest possible. No doubt your IQ is lower than mine, but please don't feel stupid or insecure about this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank your lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you don't have to bear the burden of brilliance like I have to. Being incredibly intelligent is a curse. This is not just one of the many astute observations I have every day, by the way, it is a fact recently confirmed by science.

Where is your life ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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+rep, good trader.

+rep good trader