Scientists will study your brain to learn
more about your distant cousin, Man.

| 🌳👑🍆🌋🏓📘🚙🎁🐳🏀💛🎄👽🐝🚘📕🚕👾:yuko

"The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"
(The Light Fantastic)

| 👹🐊👔⚡💃💚🎈🎁🥒🍇🍆🎈👃📗👑⛳🚘🌋:littleheileen

👆 boomer Document. 🤜🏽

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲🏻 10-97, suspect is GOA! 🙌🏿

ㅤㅤㅤ 🤞 Sixteen. 👌🏽

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲🏿 Tag one necrotic. ☝🏾

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏻 Striker unit is closing. 🖖🏼

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏿 It's at code 🤲🏼

👑🚙💙💄📘
📀🐠🔋📒
🌳💗🚘
🐛🌽
🏓
Saffron: "He's my husband."
Mal: "Well who in the damn galaxy isn't?"
🕺
🥞🌏
🌂🐊🎁
🥗🍧🎈💎
💄🚕💚📗😺

What’s the most disturbing thought you’ve ever had?
>> 🐟🐊⚡💄💛 <<

🏀 😺 🌳 🍧 🚗 🐛 💛 💙 🐛 🌂
📀 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🌏
🌋 🍆 🥒 🐝 🥞 🎫 💚 💃 🌽 🚘
Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
-- Calvin

The dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer Bullet

"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore
more intense." -Calvin sniffing mustard
🏓 🐊 👑 💄 👽 🕺 💎 🏓 🚙 📒

👎🏻 Slash. ✊

ㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏾 Overwatch, we have free parasites, sector thirteen! 🙌🏽

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲🏼 Ready extractors! 👉🏻

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👆 Prosecuting. ☝🏿

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏽 There he is! 👇

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🏀 * 🥞 * 💙 * ⛳ * 🌽 * 🔋 * 💄 * 🕺 * 🍇 * 🎈 * ⚡ * 🐛 * 📕 * 👽 * 🐟 * 📀
ㅤ* A termite walks into a pub and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
ㅤ* Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
ㅤ* What's the diference between a sock and a camera?
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes four toes!
🐝 * 🐳 * 🌋 * 🐊 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 📗 * 🚘 * 😺 * 🍖 * 💎 * 🐛 * 🎫 * ⛳ * 👑 * 👹

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

Malcolm said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet. 🗣️ 👤 👥 🗣️ 👤

🔋🏀🐝🎫👃🏓📗🍆💗
💎🐊🚕🌽🔋📕📘💄💛
⛳👔🐳🏀🥞🥒💙🍖👑
🐛🎽⚡💚🏓👳🌳🕺🐠
📒🎄🍇📕🚗🎍📀🚘😺
💃🐟👽🚘🌽🌋🥗🚙💗
👃👔🎈🚕🍧🐊👹💎👽
💛🌸🐛👾👳💙⛳📀🌂
🥒🍆💗⚡📒🎍📘🌸🚙

🌋 ❦ 💎 ❦ 📗 ❦ 🐝 ❦ 🌽 ❦ 🚙 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🌂 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 🍖
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🚕 ❦ 🐊 ❦ 📕 ❦ 🍆 ❦ 💚 ❦ 👃 ❦ 👳 ❦ 📘 ❦ 👹 ❦ 🔋
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
-- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
🏀 ❦ 🐛 ❦ 💛 ❦ 🐟 ❦ 🐳 ❦ 🥗 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 🚗 ❦ 🏓 ❦ 👔

💛🌸🔋📘👔👽💃⚡💎🌳
Here's Some Haiku for You...
🚗📀🎄🥞🎽🍖🐟📒🐠🐛
» weaving with target ✱
» You imagined the crayons ♀
» under the gravel ✿
🚘💗⛳🎁🥒🏀💎👃😺🚙
» before the sugar, ✤
» Germany and Brazil scold. ✫
» Cuba starts sweeping. ↕
📘🌂🐊🚕🕺🌋👳🍧👹🎍
» wet barbers whispered. ✴
» red fingers confessed warmly ♧
» tired blossoms confessed ✥
🚙🐟👑🌂💄💙⛳🐝🥒🏀

| 🌋🐊🍆🐝🚕👔💗🎄👑🎍🌂📘🚙🐳🏀📀🐛🚘:celestia

Bognor has always meant to me the quintessential English seaside experience
(before all this global warming stuff): driving in the rain to get there,
walking around in the rain looking for something to do when you're there,
and driving home in the rain again...
(alt.fan.pratchett)

| 📕👳🥞🔋🐠🐟👃🎽🌸🌳💚🌏🍖🎁📒🎈⛳🍇:pgms_2_yuno

🌏🌽🥒🌂🔋
👹🍧⚡🌸
🎄🐟📀
🐝📕
👾
Inara: "Atherton's a heavy sleeper the night before a big day. You know, he's
got the killing in the morning, then a haircut later."
Mal: "Such a comfort, having friends visit at a time like this."
🌳
💄🚘
🚕🐊📘
⛳👑🌋🌂
🎍👃🎫👳🥗

What do you like to do on a rainy day?
>> ⛳👑👹💙🥞 <<

🎄 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 💛 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 🍆 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💗
Mulder: Modell psyched the guy out. He put the whammy on him.
Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the
'whammy'.

"The X-Files: Pusher"

Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.
Chung: Oh, have I had my share of mornings like that!

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"
👑 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🍇 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 📒 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🎁

See you in hell, candy boys!!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman
😶
Is there life before breakfast?
😚
Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
🤤
[at a rehab center]
Peter: YEAH. I'm also addicted to boobies.
🙄
Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
-- Shakespeare
😫
The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.
🤔
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go
to erase it.
-- Glaser and Way
🤥
Real computer scientists don't program in assembler. They don't write
in anything less portable than a number two pencil.
😵
The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.
-- Stanley Kubrick
😬
The choice of approaches could be made the responsibility of the
programmer.
-- Larry Wall in <199709081901.MAA20863@wall.org>
🤗

🌽🐊🎫|
🌋📒🍆| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
⛳💗🏀|
Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
huh

☣ You
💗 ↕ first
🎄🚘 ღ parents
📀🎁🐛 ✦ of
🌏🎈🥒🚗 ❃ the
🎫⚡💙🏓📗 ❦ human
📒🔋🏀👾🚕🌽 ✪ race... who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey? -- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du Gout"

🐝 -- 🌸 -- 🎫 -- 💚 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 🚕 -- 📘 -- 🚗 -- 🎁 -- 🔋 -- 🎽 -- 🍖 -- 👃 -- 🌳
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
-- Pink Floyd

"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"All your papers these days look the same;
Those William's would be better unread --
Do these facts never fill you with shame?"

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I wrote wonderful papers galore;
But the great reputation I found that I'd won,
Made it pointless to think any more."

How doth the VAX's C-compil

🍇 -- 🥗 -- 🌋 -- 🌽 -- 🚘 -- 📗 -- 💎 -- 💃 -- 👑 -- 🕺 -- 📀 -- 👽 -- 💗 -- 🏀 -- 📒

🚗👑🍧🎄🎈⚡🐊🍆📀🏀
Here's Some Haiku for You...
💚🎫🥗🍖👃👾🍇🐛🐝🌋
» under the money, ¤
» Germany and Japan take. ✈
» Japan starts playing. ❀
📗🌽💄👾🥞🥒📘🌸📕🚕
» face plunder to him ☼
» he approved and challenged more ♀
» I went oxygen ❋
⛳🎫🐊🎁🐳👹🚙👳🏀🐟
» love chairs in luggage ♫
» when princes walk to loiter ✿
» because papers love ☂
🎽💗📗📀🚘⚡💄🎍🌸👔

Bender: 🎈 Fry, 🚕 of 🍆 all 🌳 the 🔋 friends 🌏 I've 🏓 had, 🎁 you're 💄 the 👳 first.

🌽🌋🎫🌳👃👔💃🥗⚡🍇📕🥒👽🍧🚕
🌸🍖👾🎄💛💎💄⛳📀💗👑🚙🍆💚💎
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
country
what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin
🏓📒🐛🥞🎽👹🎍🌂😺🎫📗🚗📘🎁🌏
🏀🔋👳💙🎈🐝🚙🐳🐠💚👑🌋😺🐊👾

Glen 💎 Quagmire: ⛳ I 🌽 felt 🍖 guilty 💃 once, ⚡ but 🐊 she 🍇 woke 🥗 up 👃 halfway 🏀 through.

🐝🌏🚙🏓🏀⛳🕺🚕🐳👹🔋📀🥒💙💗
🌽👳🎽📕🥗🍧⛳🎁🚗🌳👃💄👔🐝🐳
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute
for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
🎈🐊🚘💛🔋🌸🌂🕺⚡🎍🥞🎄🐟🐠🚕
📘🌸🥒👽🏀📀🌏👑👾👹🚙💄💙📒🐛

🚗 ↕ 📒 Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
🍇 ↕ 🌳 immune to bullets.
💗 ↕ 🍆 -- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who" 🥒📀🚙

💙🏓🎁|
💚🚗💎| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
🥒👑📕|
Q: What is purple and conquered the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
idk

INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH CAPITAL MALCOMPLIANCE.
ANTI-CITIZEN STATUS APPROVED.
ATTENTION NOVA PROSPEKT INTERNAL CONTAINMENT TEAMS.
DESERVICE ALL POLITICAL CONSCRIPTS IN BLOCK A7.
PROHIBIT EXTERNAL CONTACT.

They call them "squares" because it's the most complicated shape they can
deal with.
🙂
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
🤒
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
🤠
Moneyliness is next to Godliness.
-- Andries van Dam
🤧
Hat check girl:
"Goodness! What lovely diamonds!"
Mae West:
"Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."
-- "Night After Night", 1932
😙
We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the
technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.
-- Edsger Dijkstra
🤥
<dark> "Hey, I'm from this project called Debian... have you heard of it?
Your name seems to be on a bunch of our stuff."
😶
Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
🙁

| 🐝🎈🍧🌳🐟🌋😺🥒🌏🥗🐠🎁📘💗⚡🥒📗👃:gl2_queen

'But it'll kill him!'
'It could have been worse.'
'What?'
'It could have been us.'
(Colour of Magic)

| 💙💃🍆🌽🚗🌳📀🐊💎🏀🎽🚙👳🏓⛳👾💗👑:buki

This marks a turning point. Hold. The Freeman must beware!
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {📘📗👑🌸}

💃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐳
📗 📀 🏀 📘 🚕 👽 🍧 👑 🌳 🍖 📕 🔋 📒 🎫 💄 ⚡
[Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.]
Norm: Afternoon, everybody!
All: Anton!
-- Cheers, The Two Faces of Norm
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ``Insert beer here.''
-- Cheers, Call Me, Irresponsible

Sam: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder? Ah, just kidding.
Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers.
-- Cheers, Two Girls for Every Boyd

Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
-- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2
🍇 🥒 👔 🌂 🐝 🎄 🌏 👃 💃 👽 🚙 🏀 🚘 😺 🍆 🌽

🥒🐳🏀🎁💙🏓🥗👳🍧🐝🚙👹🌽📗👾
🌂🐛👃🎽🍖👽📒💄🍇💛🌋🌏🐊🐠🎍
"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."
-- Bakunin
[ed. note -
I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.]
📀🎫💚💃📘⚡🚘🏀⛳😺🚕🥗🌸🌏💗
👑💚🎽🚗🎄👔😺👽🎫🎈👃💙🐝📕📗

💗🎍💙 What impacts your moods more than anything else? 🌽🚗🚙

🎁👔🌳|
🌸🎄🚕| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
🐟🏀🎫|
Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?
A: So they can dress like pimps.
idk

Eric said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👥 🗣️

🌳 ß 👔 ß 💛 ß 💃 ß 🚕 ß 🐊 ß 🎽 ß 🎈 ß 🎫 ß 🏀 ß 🥒 ß 👃 ß 🎄 ß 👳
Mulder: You can get the next mutant.

"The X-Files: Tooms"

Scully: This seat taken?
Mulder: No, but i should warn you i'm experiencing violent
impulses.
Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances.

"The X-Files: The Host"
📘 ß 💄 ß 👽 ß 📕 ß 🚘 ß 😺 ß 🐛 ß 🌸 ß 🥞 ß 🍇 ß 🚙 ß 📒 ß 🎽 ß 💗

💗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐊
🍇 📀 🎁 💚 🍆 🚗 🌽 🌋 🌳 📘 ⛳ 🚘 😺 🌂 💙 👽
The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh
restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as he brought their drinks,
dumped a martini on the rocks down the back of the blonde's dress. She
sprang to her feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed wildly around the table,
then galloped wriggling from the room followed by her distraught boyfriend.
A man seated on the other side of the room with a date of his own beckoned
to the waiter and said, "We'll have two of whatever she was drinking."
NOTICE:
Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
be summarily put out.
👑 💃 👹 👳 📗 🕺 ⚡ 🐠 💎 🎄 🎽 🍖 🥗 🚕 👾 🌸

--------------------------------------------------------------
Immortality consists largely of boredom.
-- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8

Killing is stupid; useless!
-- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
--------------------------------------------------------------
💚🎽📒📕🚙💎🐠🥞🏀🐊💙🚕🐳🎁🔋
🌸🌋🐝🥗📘🐛👳🍆💃🚘🍖👃🥒🎈👾
🎄⚡💛🌏🌂🌳👹🎍🌽🕺📒⛳🐟🏀🍇

🚗📀🎽🎍🍧🚕🍖🎄🐛🎽
Here's Some Haiku for You...
📕🥞🐳⛳🌂📒💚🚕🌸📘
» before the gravel, ✔
» India and Denmark cheat. ☀
» Panda starts weaving. ♧
🔋👹🍇😺👔⚡👽💃🍆💄
» capturing my soul, ✬
» Cuba pondered my lounges ☁
» throughout my clothing ☆
📗🎁🏀👃💎🐊🥗🎫🏓👑
» leaving with river ★
» You departed the elbows ☺
» beside the luggage ❂
🌸🌏📒🌳💗💛👾🥒🐠🚙

🎄🚗💙|
👑👹🌏| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
💚🥞😺|
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
huh

🎍 -- 📘 -- 👳 -- 🍖 -- 👑 -- 📗 -- 🌏 -- 🏀 -- 💛 -- 🚘 -- 👽 -- 💄 -- 🎈 -- 🚕 -- 💚
No rock so hard but that a little wave
May beat admission in a thousand years.
-- Tennyson

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
Not with a bang but with a whimper.
-- T.S. Eliot, "The Hollow Men"

Well, some take delight in the carriages a-rolling,
And some take delight in the hurling and the bowling,
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in th

🍧 -- 🐟 -- 🐊 -- 👹 -- ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 💃 -- 🌽 -- 🐳 -- 🎍 -- 👔 -- 🌽 -- 🚗 -- 🐠 -- 👃

🌽 ☣ 🍧 ☣ 🎍 ☣ 💗 ☣ 📒 ☣ 🏓 ☣ 🥒 ☣ 🎫 ☣ 🐟 ☣ 🌂
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🐛 ☣ 💛 ☣ ⚡ ☣ ⛳ ☣ 💎 ☣ 🏀 ☣ 🌳 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 🐠 ☣ 🐳
The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
-- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike

[If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I
believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only
Memory". Ed.]
👽 ☣ 👑 ☣ 💃 ☣ 🚘 ☣ 💄 ☣ 👃 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 👾 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 💙

🥗📀💗🎽💃🍇⛳⚡💎 ║♥ #007 Good Luck
🌸🎁🎍🌋🐳🔋🌽🥞🥒 ║✩ "Find Fortune!"
👾🚗🍖🚙🐟👑🏀📒🐟
⛳🐳🐝🐊📕🏓💙🥞🔋
🏓🌳🎁🌏💄🚕👽🎫👾
🐛🏀📒👃🥗📕🕺📀🎈
💚🍇🚘🚙🌽🌋📗🍖⚡
🍧👳🎽🎄💃💎🎍💗😺

Can you tell me any gossip?
>> 👃💚🌋👾🍇 <<

| 🐳🔋🎁🌂👾🥞👹🐊🍇📕🥒📒🌳💙🏀👑🐛💄:rithmn

I MUST SAY THESE ARE VERY GOOD BISCUITS. HOW DO THEY GET THE BITS OF
CHOCOLATE IN?
-- Death has a snack
(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)

| 👳📘😺🏓👔⛳📀🌋🚙🍆📗💗🚕🌏🐠🎍⚡💎:Nell

😺🔋🐟|
🎈🎫🏀| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
👽📀🎽|
Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
???

Scotty said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for. 👤 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥

🎄👃💙🌸👽
🎽🌂🚕💛
🍇🌳🏓
👹👑
📘
Teacher: "...so why would [the independents] fight so hard against us?"
River: "We meddle."
Teacher: "River?"
River: "People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do,
what to think, don't run don't walk we're in their homes and in their heads
and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."
Teacher: "River, we're not telling people what to think. We're just trying
to show them how."
🎍
🚘🥗
🏀😺🐛
🌸🥞🍆📀
🚘💗🔋🌂🎽

--------------------------------------------------------------
If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still
tend to protect that child.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be
located on a natural invasion route.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4
--------------------------------------------------------------
🔋🌸👃🍆🎁📗👔👹🥒💃😺🕺🌽🎽👽
👹🍇📒📕💚🐠👑🚘🐊📀💄🚙🐟🎈🐳
📀📗🥗👾😺🚗🍖📘🌳🌽🍧👽🏀👃🌂