My life sucks

I Have lung cancer.
My ♥♥♥♥♥ wife won't let me cook meth because she hates money.
My son is an annoying autistic cripple who only eats breakfast and complains.
My partner is an idiotic unstable drug addict.
My brother-in-law and his stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ of a wife won't keep their noses out of my business.
My lawyer is more a lousy comedian than an actual lawyer.
Then there's this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ discount Colonel Sanders who's trying to kill me and steal my secret meth recipe.