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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 2:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 6:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 7:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 10:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 10:45am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:43am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 2:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 7:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:06am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:06am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:06am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:03am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:23am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:06am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 2:52pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:11am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 3:42am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 6:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:00am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 2:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:27am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 4:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 4:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 4:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 9:42am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 12:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:43am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 6:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 6:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:52am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 7:06am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 10:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 3:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 7:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:37am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 4:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:51am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:13am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 8:01am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:15am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 7:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:55am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:05am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 5:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 4:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:54am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 1:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:59am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:45am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:57pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:42pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:24pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:28am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:29am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:54am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:59am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:38am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:51am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 8:13am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:01am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:04am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:52am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:06am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:06am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:49am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 1:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 9:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 3:41am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 3:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:40am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:09am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 3:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:40am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 1:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:36am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:40am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:18am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:11am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:57am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:56am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:58am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:06am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:58am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:53am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:54am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:54am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:43am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:43am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:26am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:45am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:01am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 9:26am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 10:45am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:20am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 9:42am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 5:18am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 6:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 1:40am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 6:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 6:58am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:34am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:28am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:11am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 2:54am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:22am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 11:27am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 10:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 10:58am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 10:56am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:52am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 11:02am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 1:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 6:54am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 6:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:39pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:57am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:55am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:39am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 11:02am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 11:48am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 10:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:29pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:48pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 11:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 4:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:23am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:31pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 24 @ 5:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:03pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 3:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:26am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 6:57am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:38am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:55am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 6:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 4:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 10:34am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 2:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 10:38am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 7:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 2:36am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:28am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 5:42am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 10:52am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:21am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2023 @ 3:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 6:27am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 6:00am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 1:44am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 3:05am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 6:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 6:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 4:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:59pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 4:08pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 3:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 10:34am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 6:54am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 5:34am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:59am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:21am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 6:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:08am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:05am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:42am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 9:04am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 11:03am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 5:15am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 5:23am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 2:14am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:29am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 9:57am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:03am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:29am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 2:50pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 7:31am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 4:00pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 3:46am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 9:35am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 8:33am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:58am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:52pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 2:33am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 11:48am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:54am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:43am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:27am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 7:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 11:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 11:42am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 11:42am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 3:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 6:35pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 1:56pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 1:59pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2023 @ 1:56am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:50am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:53am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 3:20am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 3:21am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 4, 2023 @ 7:03am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:42am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:14pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:16am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:43am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 2:33pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:13am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:08pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:18pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:44am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:44am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:45am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:45am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:45am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:45am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:46am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:46am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:46am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:33am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 9:04am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:43am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:43am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:43am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:41am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:10am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:50am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 9:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 9:03am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 6:44am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 3:19am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 10:48am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:38am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:01am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 3:44am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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