Sugma

An extremely rare antibiotic-resistant strain of Ligma virus. Although non-lethal, Sugma is highly contagious due to its obscurity; the most successful defense against the virus to date is simply an awareness of its existence. Like all viruses in the Bofa family, Sugma is transmissible through both verbal and virtual communication.

Sugma carrier: I have Sugma.
Healthy individual aware of Sugma: I'm sorry for your loss.
Healthy individual, unaware of Sugma: What's Sugma?
Sugma carrier: Sugma balls ♥♥♥♥♥

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