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He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
2 inches - I can't even hold it properly.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied in my life.
4 inches - I've had bigger.
5 inches - Good, but not enough!
6 inches - About right.
7 inches - Can't complain.
8 inches - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect.
9 inches - A bit much.
10 inches - It's hurting my insides.
11 inches - I can't take it anymore.
12 inches - I'm absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed.
And this is how I rate my subway sandwiches.